Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Feb 01, 2009 5:27:23 pm PST #9804 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If this is a big deal - the fight should wait 'til you are more awake. If it is a small matter - wait.

go , Erin, with the creative stuff


Torque - Feb 01, 2009 5:35:59 pm PST #9805 of 10000
Bad Wolf

YEAH STEELERS!!!!

sorry I had to drop that in.


Steph L. - Feb 01, 2009 5:49:29 pm PST #9806 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.

Well hell, I can do that for you.

No, really.


sj - Feb 01, 2009 5:52:54 pm PST #9807 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{vw}}}


Ginger - Feb 01, 2009 5:56:08 pm PST #9808 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.

I'm sure you can come up with a pleasing pattern. If you could get them to staple on a few clock gears, you could call it steampunk surgery.

I have an OK Cupid account, but all I did was throw some snark on it and not put up a picture. An actually sane-seeming non-religious sort just snarked back and was pretty funny, aside from an annoying use of Chicago Trib spelling. Now what do I do?


Hil R. - Feb 01, 2009 5:59:27 pm PST #9809 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm all stressed. Stress is bad.


Strix - Feb 01, 2009 6:00:40 pm PST #9810 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Maybe I'll do a Frankenstein with the staple as the neck.

Steph, how about you take the staples OUT? That will save me an annoying trip back to the doc's.


DavidS - Feb 01, 2009 6:01:13 pm PST #9811 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now what do I do?

Drop some journo-fu on him.


amych - Feb 01, 2009 6:05:36 pm PST #9812 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{{Calli}}}


amych - Feb 01, 2009 6:06:10 pm PST #9813 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

{{{askye}}}