My favorite heroine from the Bible is Jael, who went all tent peg in the brain pan, squish, on Sisera.
wait.. who was just telling me about... is it a theatre prodcution?.. called "The Tent" based on a lesser-known bible story...
No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jan 27, 2009 9:41:28 am PST #9304 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Glamcookie - Jan 27, 2009 9:41:29 am PST #9305 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Laga!
Laga - Jan 27, 2009 9:42:46 am PST #9306 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
thanks!
hippocampus - Jan 27, 2009 9:45:31 am PST #9307 of 10000
not your mom's socks.
Happy Birthday Laga!!
JenP - Jan 27, 2009 9:45:59 am PST #9308 of 10000
Happy Birthday, Laga!
Fred Pete - Jan 27, 2009 9:51:46 am PST #9309 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Laga!
erikaj - Jan 27, 2009 9:56:29 am PST #9310 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Laga, Happy birthday.
Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2009 9:59:02 am PST #9311 of 10000
brillig
In Mormon Utah, guys are under huge pressure to do creative etc. marriage proposals. But that's another rant. So girls like to tell stories about how their fiance/husband popped the question. Then they turn to me and ask, and I smile and say, "He got down on one knee. Of course, he had to get out of bed first." Half the crowd blanches, half blinks and says, "You went to see him when he was in bed?" I give them a kind look and say, "No, I stayed in bed while he proposed." Then they all go away.
erikaj - Jan 27, 2009 10:03:15 am PST #9312 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I was asked once...I didn't know he was gonna and I choked on a tortilla chip. Needless to say we didn't.
Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2009 10:10:07 am PST #9313 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRISCO, BEN & LAGA!!!!
Don't worry, Trudy. Dick Cheney ever gets near your neck, we'll stake him before he ever gets the chance to either growl or take a bite.
Bless you. It is my kryptonite. I have done terrible things upon being kissed on that spot... well, he wasn't a terrible thing. He was just 19. And I was... not
I liked my Sister and her Husband's proposal a lot. They'd been together for 16 years (since they were 16) and finally decided to get married. This was at about Thanksgiving.
He wanted to get her an engagement ring, but she isn't really much of a jewelry person and she really would rather they spent the money on something else. He PROMISED he wouldn't spend too much.
(This lead to much jollity at the jewelers. He kept telling them, "smaller". They kept saying, "she'll get mad, we know women". He kept replying, "you really don't know her .")
They didn't tell anybody they were going to get married. On Christmas morning at their house he got down on one knee, etc. When they got to Mom's NOBODY NOTICED THE RING. Like, for HOURS. Poor kids. They'd trained us to stop asking, they trained us too well.