Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jan 27, 2009 10:10:07 am PST #9313 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRISCO, BEN & LAGA!!!!

Don't worry, Trudy. Dick Cheney ever gets near your neck, we'll stake him before he ever gets the chance to either growl or take a bite.

Bless you. It is my kryptonite. I have done terrible things upon being kissed on that spot... well, he wasn't a terrible thing. He was just 19. And I was... not

I liked my Sister and her Husband's proposal a lot. They'd been together for 16 years (since they were 16) and finally decided to get married. This was at about Thanksgiving.

He wanted to get her an engagement ring, but she isn't really much of a jewelry person and she really would rather they spent the money on something else. He PROMISED he wouldn't spend too much.

(This lead to much jollity at the jewelers. He kept telling them, "smaller". They kept saying, "she'll get mad, we know women". He kept replying, "you really don't know her .")

They didn't tell anybody they were going to get married. On Christmas morning at their house he got down on one knee, etc. When they got to Mom's NOBODY NOTICED THE RING. Like, for HOURS. Poor kids. They'd trained us to stop asking, they trained us too well.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 10:12:37 am PST #9314 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I once had a one-night stand propose to me before, during, and after sex. My answers were "no," "I'm busy right now," and "NO." Initially when he said he was going to take me away and take care of me I laughed in his face.

Last time I sleep with a guy who thinks "placid" is a big word.


Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2009 10:14:55 am PST #9315 of 10000
brillig

"I'm busy right now,"

Snerk.

He was certainly goal-oriented, though.


Toddson - Jan 27, 2009 10:28:44 am PST #9316 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

showed good taste, too


Calli - Jan 27, 2009 10:33:50 am PST #9317 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, Laga!

I smile and say, "He got down on one knee. Of course, he had to get out of bed first." Half the crowd blanches, half blinks and says, "You went to see him when he was in bed?" I give them a kind look and say, "No, I stayed in bed while he proposed." Then they all go away.

Snerk!


meara - Jan 27, 2009 10:43:45 am PST #9318 of 10000

Gris, haven't you been only dating her for like, a month? Isn't that a little early to be asking for proposal suggestions? :P


omnis_audis - Jan 27, 2009 10:53:37 am PST #9319 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

congrats to SuziQ for selling the home! WoooOoooOoT!!!


Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2009 11:04:34 am PST #9320 of 10000
brillig

Let them eat dirt!

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Yes, keeping your kids in ultraclean environments is bad for them!


hippocampus - Jan 27, 2009 11:07:57 am PST #9321 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

YAY SuziQ!


Beverly - Jan 27, 2009 11:08:10 am PST #9322 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh, Suzi! Pop that champagne, girl, and let the pigeons loose!