Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 27, 2009 10:12:37 am PST #9314 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I once had a one-night stand propose to me before, during, and after sex. My answers were "no," "I'm busy right now," and "NO." Initially when he said he was going to take me away and take care of me I laughed in his face.

Last time I sleep with a guy who thinks "placid" is a big word.


Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2009 10:14:55 am PST #9315 of 10000
brillig

"I'm busy right now,"

Snerk.

He was certainly goal-oriented, though.


Toddson - Jan 27, 2009 10:28:44 am PST #9316 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

showed good taste, too


Calli - Jan 27, 2009 10:33:50 am PST #9317 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, Laga!

I smile and say, "He got down on one knee. Of course, he had to get out of bed first." Half the crowd blanches, half blinks and says, "You went to see him when he was in bed?" I give them a kind look and say, "No, I stayed in bed while he proposed." Then they all go away.

Snerk!


meara - Jan 27, 2009 10:43:45 am PST #9318 of 10000

Gris, haven't you been only dating her for like, a month? Isn't that a little early to be asking for proposal suggestions? :P


omnis_audis - Jan 27, 2009 10:53:37 am PST #9319 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

congrats to SuziQ for selling the home! WoooOoooOoT!!!


Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2009 11:04:34 am PST #9320 of 10000
brillig

Let them eat dirt!

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Yes, keeping your kids in ultraclean environments is bad for them!


hippocampus - Jan 27, 2009 11:07:57 am PST #9321 of 10000
not your mom's socks.

YAY SuziQ!


Beverly - Jan 27, 2009 11:08:10 am PST #9322 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh, Suzi! Pop that champagne, girl, and let the pigeons loose!


Toddson - Jan 27, 2009 11:09:22 am PST #9323 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Connie, I'd heard that. I liked:

When my young sons were exploring the streets of Brooklyn, I couldn’t help but wonder how good crushed rock or dried dog droppings could taste when delicious mashed potatoes were routinely rejected.