Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jan 27, 2009 9:09:50 am PST #9294 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

25 things you don't know about me

I don't think I could come up with 25 things I never told someone.


Calli - Jan 27, 2009 9:15:42 am PST #9295 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

If anyone ever wants me to dig in my heels and not do something, "tag" me to do it. Facebook, lj, it doesn't matter. I get all, "who the hell are you to demand 25 factoids from my life" (or whatever the tagging's about). Well, actually, I just ignore it. But if pressed, the words would come out.


SuziQ - Jan 27, 2009 9:16:33 am PST #9296 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

1. I am not a patient person
2. I am REALLY not a patient person
3...4...5..10..15..20...
24. I am REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY...REALLY not a patient person
25. I am SO EXTREMELY IN NO WAY POSSIBLE EVER a patient person.

But I think y'all already know that about me.


omnis_audis - Jan 27, 2009 9:19:20 am PST #9297 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ya, that is where I'm at.


erikaj - Jan 27, 2009 9:23:47 am PST #9298 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

It's also Keith Olbermann's birthday. I hope he has a great one, but if it's going to be a long evening? He'd be wise not to forget the crayons and saltines for his beloved. Meow. (She is cute, but still? A zygote.) Still, I hope fifty is nifty. Wow, Ben's thirteen. Cool, Cindy.


Beverly - Jan 27, 2009 9:25:58 am PST #9299 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I have learned patience.

My totem is the turtle.

My sigil is the snail.

My legend is two vultures on a tree, "Patience, hell. I wanna kill something."


beth b - Jan 27, 2009 9:31:55 am PST #9300 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday laga


Ginger - Jan 27, 2009 9:33:58 am PST #9301 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

One of my favorite proposals is Matt's to Beth: iirc, it was to "Love at the Five and Dime" at a Nanci Griffith concert. Now *that's* my idea of a great proposal.

My ex never officially proposed. One day we were talking and he said, "When we get married...."


Laga - Jan 27, 2009 9:38:00 am PST #9302 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I played my three birthday songs (I never decided on another) and now I'm waiting for D to get up before official birthday breakfast: coffee, croissants and blackberry jam.


WindSparrow - Jan 27, 2009 9:38:39 am PST #9303 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I hope you like him Bev, 'cause he was SO CHEATING. I'd say yes to freakin' Dick Cheney if he hit that spot on my neck.

Don't worry, Trudy. Dick Cheney ever gets near your neck, we'll stake him before he ever gets the chance to either growl or take a bite.

Things people probably don't know about me...

My favorite heroine from the Bible is Jael, who went all tent peg in the brain pan, squish, on Sisera.

Um... yeah, that's all I've got for now.