You'd never make it. I'd rip your spine out before you got half a step. Those little legs wouldn't be much good without one of those.

Glory ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 10:29:54 am PST #6958 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

And the difference between them and shelf bras is...?
So glad I'm not the only one wondering that. I still don't quite grasp the underwire concept of support. I keep thinking of wire cheese cutters and thinking, it can't be right, I must be thinking concept of underwire bra the wrong way. Clearly, I need more girlfriend time to help teach me these subtleties.


Shir - Jan 05, 2009 10:30:49 am PST #6959 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

My hands, apparently, aren't the most stable thing on earth at the moment.

It took me over 2 minutes to light up the fire in my oven. I couldn't light up the matches.


SuziQ - Jan 05, 2009 10:32:11 am PST #6960 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Thanks for the link, juliana - I will check those out. Jumping Jacks at karate are not comfortable at all right now. The girls need help.


Shir - Jan 05, 2009 10:32:13 am PST #6961 of 10000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

So glad I'm not the only one wondering that.

Oh, I know what they are in Hebrew. I just didn't know the terms in English.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2009 10:41:24 am PST #6962 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can't recommend DKNY underwire sports bras highly enough. No monoboob at all and very stable.


SuziQ - Jan 05, 2009 10:57:55 am PST #6963 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'll look into those too, ita.

I love the buffista~ma. Though, I realize I hadn't even asked for it, specifically, with the current bump in the escrow process. But it looks as though this problem, which I thought was going to be a dealbreaker, has been solved. I've spent the last 5 days completely stressed over this. Bleh.


brenda m - Jan 05, 2009 11:37:35 am PST #6964 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think my current sports bra is a Champion, and while it does flatten, it doesn't give me uniboob. Actually, it provides enough cleavage to store my iPod so it doesn't bounce around, which is handy. (Booby?)


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 11:38:37 am PST #6965 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

As if one needs proof how gullible I am. Being theater, we have out of town artists. The Sound Designer is based out of NY. I e-mail and ask when would be a good time to call him. He's like "I'm doing a show in Mexico right now, can we just iChat". Sure. So for like a week now, his away message says "Mexico City, Mexico". I find out today, he's doing it as a joke "so the IRS can't find me!". I am SOooOooo gullible!!!


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2009 11:39:00 am PST #6966 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Every time I've been asked if I have fake breasts I've been wearing the DKNY. I understand in these parts that's a compliment.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 11:39:24 am PST #6967 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Actually, it provides enough cleavage to store my iPod so it doesn't bounce around, which is handy. (Booby?)
lucky iPod.