Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jan 05, 2009 11:37:35 am PST #6964 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think my current sports bra is a Champion, and while it does flatten, it doesn't give me uniboob. Actually, it provides enough cleavage to store my iPod so it doesn't bounce around, which is handy. (Booby?)


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 11:38:37 am PST #6965 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

As if one needs proof how gullible I am. Being theater, we have out of town artists. The Sound Designer is based out of NY. I e-mail and ask when would be a good time to call him. He's like "I'm doing a show in Mexico right now, can we just iChat". Sure. So for like a week now, his away message says "Mexico City, Mexico". I find out today, he's doing it as a joke "so the IRS can't find me!". I am SOooOooo gullible!!!


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2009 11:39:00 am PST #6966 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Every time I've been asked if I have fake breasts I've been wearing the DKNY. I understand in these parts that's a compliment.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 11:39:24 am PST #6967 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Actually, it provides enough cleavage to store my iPod so it doesn't bounce around, which is handy. (Booby?)
lucky iPod.


SuziQ - Jan 05, 2009 11:41:50 am PST #6968 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Not gullible, Omnis, just trusting.

INboobN - guess whose daughter has a 3.9 average her first semester of college. She is SO HAPPY. She had expected 3 B's and 1 A - ended up with 3 A's and 1 A-. Geeeeesh.


Calli - Jan 05, 2009 11:59:45 am PST #6969 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, Suzi!

I have a Champion underwire supports bra that supports well and doesn't do too much uniboob squishing. I bought it for running, and it worked great.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 12:05:20 pm PST #6970 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the caption for the picture, and then looking at the picture, is hilarious.

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JZ - Jan 05, 2009 12:06:19 pm PST #6971 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Is there no end to the awesomeness of K-bug? Apparently not! Congratulations!

Also, whoot and whew on the escrow dealbreaker dwindling away to nothing. You were long overdue a decent break or three on that front.


SuziQ - Jan 05, 2009 12:13:36 pm PST #6972 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Is there no end to the awesomeness of K-bug? Apparently not! Congratulations!

I continue to be boggled. Keep wondering how I got so lucky.

Also, whoot and whew on the escrow dealbreaker dwindling away to nothing.

It ain't over til it is over, but man, I can't imagine anything else that would stress me as much (an erroneous $77k tax lien....wtf, right???). Of course, by saying that, I have screwed myself.


Laga - Jan 05, 2009 1:33:22 pm PST #6973 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hi bitches! I'm recovering from a 24-hour hangover. Yay me?

My theory about our moms hating underwire bras is that they used to be a lot more painful to wear when our moms started growing boobs. Bra technology has progressed quite a bit since our moms were teens.

I'm on my way to buying a bra if I don't get a handle on my weight gain. Currently I only own undershirts.