Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 11:38:37 am PST #6965 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

As if one needs proof how gullible I am. Being theater, we have out of town artists. The Sound Designer is based out of NY. I e-mail and ask when would be a good time to call him. He's like "I'm doing a show in Mexico right now, can we just iChat". Sure. So for like a week now, his away message says "Mexico City, Mexico". I find out today, he's doing it as a joke "so the IRS can't find me!". I am SOooOooo gullible!!!


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2009 11:39:00 am PST #6966 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Every time I've been asked if I have fake breasts I've been wearing the DKNY. I understand in these parts that's a compliment.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 11:39:24 am PST #6967 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Actually, it provides enough cleavage to store my iPod so it doesn't bounce around, which is handy. (Booby?)
lucky iPod.


SuziQ - Jan 05, 2009 11:41:50 am PST #6968 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Not gullible, Omnis, just trusting.

INboobN - guess whose daughter has a 3.9 average her first semester of college. She is SO HAPPY. She had expected 3 B's and 1 A - ended up with 3 A's and 1 A-. Geeeeesh.


Calli - Jan 05, 2009 11:59:45 am PST #6969 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, Suzi!

I have a Champion underwire supports bra that supports well and doesn't do too much uniboob squishing. I bought it for running, and it worked great.


omnis_audis - Jan 05, 2009 12:05:20 pm PST #6970 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the caption for the picture, and then looking at the picture, is hilarious.

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JZ - Jan 05, 2009 12:06:19 pm PST #6971 of 10000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Is there no end to the awesomeness of K-bug? Apparently not! Congratulations!

Also, whoot and whew on the escrow dealbreaker dwindling away to nothing. You were long overdue a decent break or three on that front.


SuziQ - Jan 05, 2009 12:13:36 pm PST #6972 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Is there no end to the awesomeness of K-bug? Apparently not! Congratulations!

I continue to be boggled. Keep wondering how I got so lucky.

Also, whoot and whew on the escrow dealbreaker dwindling away to nothing.

It ain't over til it is over, but man, I can't imagine anything else that would stress me as much (an erroneous $77k tax lien....wtf, right???). Of course, by saying that, I have screwed myself.


Laga - Jan 05, 2009 1:33:22 pm PST #6973 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hi bitches! I'm recovering from a 24-hour hangover. Yay me?

My theory about our moms hating underwire bras is that they used to be a lot more painful to wear when our moms started growing boobs. Bra technology has progressed quite a bit since our moms were teens.

I'm on my way to buying a bra if I don't get a handle on my weight gain. Currently I only own undershirts.


Hil R. - Jan 05, 2009 1:39:26 pm PST #6974 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, my talk went sort of well. I realized as I was talking that I had a major error on my slides, but I was able to correct it on the fly. I have no idea how that got through the five rounds of editing.

Also, I discovered once again that my low-heel mary janes, which feel perfectly fine when I first put them on, become Hell Shoes within about half an hour. By the end of the day, I could barely walk. I took them off about half an hour ago, and my feet are still red and swollen and possibly bruised. This happens every time I wear these, and I always forget. They're now going in the trash.