That's my girl... That's my good girl.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Dec 09, 2008 5:46:05 am PST #3763 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Can't remember if this has been posted here before or not, but this is awesome. Cake car! [link]


Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2008 6:22:44 am PST #3764 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm thinking the dried fruit won't be hurt by another day soaking in booze. It's having to go to the grocery store again in such short order that has me gnashing my teeth.

You know, Anne, if you end up making extra little fruitcakes this year I'd be more than happy to help you find out if the extra booze was a problem.

And you're very pretty.


SuziQ - Dec 09, 2008 6:45:39 am PST #3765 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ohhhhh, Anne sent me one last year and it was nummy!!! I think we are all very pretty.


omnis_audis - Dec 09, 2008 6:54:39 am PST #3766 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

am at work. Am have nothing to do. Am found problem with having desk outside of bosses office when have nothing to do. Am can't leave early/show up late. Am looking forward to when we get new offices in the summer. Am not sure why I keep using "Am" instead of "I".

superseeekrit message for Shir: with all the talk of baking, and my kitchen cleaned last night, am feeling like baking! Where should I send yummies?


DavidS - Dec 09, 2008 7:12:37 am PST #3767 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and I will absent myself from all social gatherings in favor of her until she feels comfortable, etc etc.

Pfft. Get over your perpetual sense of entitled victimhood, meara's ex. Also, comfort is overrated. The world is not your Barcalounger.


Barb - Dec 09, 2008 7:14:03 am PST #3768 of 10000
“Not dead yet!”

The world is not your Barcalounger.

Ow, dammit, Hec, I just snorted egg salad up my nose.


meara - Dec 09, 2008 7:22:57 am PST #3769 of 10000

Hah! She's not my ex--she's the one I "stole" my current girl from. Sort of. In that she had previously dated the girl and was going on a few dates with her again when the girl and I hooked up...but she was also supposedly moving out of town at the time. Though, now she's back. So.


DavidS - Dec 09, 2008 7:54:40 am PST #3770 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hah! She's not my ex--she's the one I "stole" my current girl from. Sort of. In that she had previously dated the girl and was going on a few dates with her again when the girl and I hooked up...but she was also supposedly moving out of town at the time. Though, now she's back. So.

Even more lame! Tough titties to you, little miss indecisive. I don't see a ring through her nipple, so I guess there wasn't a commitment. Quit your whimpering and get in the game.


meara - Dec 09, 2008 7:57:04 am PST #3771 of 10000

Quit your whimpering and get in the game.

HAH! Suddenly I want to be all "BRING IT, BITCH! Quit whining and passive agressing and bring it like a REAL FRENEMY!!!"

Except not.


DavidS - Dec 09, 2008 7:58:53 am PST #3772 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

HAH! Suddenly I want to be all "BRING IT, BITCH! Quit whining and passive agressing and bring it like a REAL FRENEMY!!!"

I want you to go the next social gathering looking smoking hot (as is entirely within your repertoire) and hand her a little ribbon saying 2008 Passive Aggressive Whimper Queen.