I'm thinking the dried fruit won't be hurt by another day soaking in booze. It's having to go to the grocery store again in such short order that has me gnashing my teeth.
You know, Anne, if you end up making extra little fruitcakes this year I'd be more than happy to help you find out if the extra booze was a problem.
And you're very pretty.
Ohhhhh, Anne sent me one last year and it was nummy!!! I think we are all very pretty.
am at work. Am have nothing to do. Am found problem with having desk outside of bosses office when have nothing to do. Am can't leave early/show up late. Am looking forward to when we get new offices in the summer. Am not sure why I keep using "Am" instead of "I".
superseeekrit message for Shir:
with all the talk of baking, and my kitchen cleaned last night, am feeling like baking! Where should I send yummies?
and I will absent myself from all social gatherings in favor of her until she feels comfortable, etc etc.
Pfft. Get over your perpetual sense of entitled victimhood, meara's ex. Also, comfort is overrated. The world is not your Barcalounger.
The world is not your Barcalounger.
Ow, dammit, Hec, I just snorted egg salad up my nose.
Hah! She's not my ex--she's the one I "stole" my current girl from. Sort of. In that she had previously dated the girl and was going on a few dates with her again when the girl and I hooked up...but she was also supposedly moving out of town at the time. Though, now she's back. So.
Hah! She's not my ex--she's the one I "stole" my current girl from. Sort of. In that she had previously dated the girl and was going on a few dates with her again when the girl and I hooked up...but she was also supposedly moving out of town at the time. Though, now she's back. So.
Even more lame! Tough titties to you, little miss indecisive. I don't see a ring through her nipple, so I guess there wasn't a commitment. Quit your whimpering and get in the game.
Quit your whimpering and get in the game.
HAH! Suddenly I want to be all "BRING IT, BITCH! Quit whining and passive agressing and bring it like a REAL FRENEMY!!!"
Except not.
HAH! Suddenly I want to be all "BRING IT, BITCH! Quit whining and passive agressing and bring it like a REAL FRENEMY!!!"
I want you to go the next social gathering looking
smoking hot
(as is entirely within your repertoire) and hand her a little ribbon saying
2008 Passive Aggressive Whimper Queen.
...tempting. Except I do actually want her to be, like, happy. And a friend. And healthy (which I don't think she is). I just don't know that anything I can do will really help her with that.
And of course, karmically, were I to do any of the above things, I'm sure my ass would get kicked MAD quickly. I'm already feeling a bit teetery, don't need to enhance that. Ay.