You know, when I consider all the discomfort air travel imposes, couldn't the airlines and authorities accomplish the same thing less expensively by kicking each passenger once, hard, in the genitals as they board the plane?
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Nov 26, 2008 7:47:31 am PST #2546 of 10000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
WindSparrow - Nov 26, 2008 7:48:53 am PST #2547 of 10000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Happy birthday, Daisy Jane!
Omnis, here's hoping you survive your travels without your head exploding.
Laga - Nov 26, 2008 7:50:14 am PST #2548 of 10000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
As a female, I would prefer the kick in the crotch.
Fred Pete - Nov 26, 2008 7:58:26 am PST #2549 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Except they'd probably charge extra for the kick.
DavidS - Nov 26, 2008 8:12:27 am PST #2550 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I really really really really really hate DFW parking.
I don't think David Foster Wallace will be doing any more parking, omnis.
Beverly - Nov 26, 2008 8:23:05 am PST #2551 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I neglected to post wholehearted squee for Tom yesterday. WooHoo, Tom!
Birthday felicitations, DJ! The world gives thanks we have you!
Nicole, Illinois will also have occasion to be grateful to you, and you alone for their Blue Moon. Little do they know--but we do!
OA, you just brought back my favorite moment (aside from the premiere ep, when Dick (John Lithgow) asked the rest of his family, "Wait! Can anyone else lick their back? No? Okay, not just me then") of 3rd Rock from the Sun: Shatner, playing the Big Giant Head, was met by Dick at the airport. "But there was a frightening creature on the wing of the plane, and nobody would believe me!" Lithgow: YOU TOO?!!?
Pix - Nov 26, 2008 8:24:22 am PST #2552 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
That was my favorite Third Rock moment, too!
Aims - Nov 26, 2008 8:45:33 am PST #2553 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
They've been rerunning Third Rock and I've been watching it and that ep was just on!!!
ChiKat - Nov 26, 2008 9:19:41 am PST #2554 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy birthday, DJ!!!!
And, you're welcome, Illinois
On behalf of my entire state, I thank you.
I have today off. Yay! So, I slept in and then got up and started cooking for tomorrow. I have made pie and, for breakfast tomorrow, a grits casserole. I have friends coming in later today and will be making a pot of soup for supper.
omnis_audis - Nov 26, 2008 10:05:47 am PST #2555 of 10000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
am safe in FL. And the dude in the next stall is on speakerphone hold so we all can enjoy how valuable customers we are.