Sigh ... how much am I looking forward to hearing "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear ..." And tickets to the inauguration are in such demand that Congresspeople won't even take names for a waiting list. On the bright side, people are actually going to be able to stand on the sidewalk of Pennsylvania Avenue and watch the parade (83% of Penn. will be open to the public, as opposed to those who've purchased tickets in the bleachers ... and if 83% doesn't sound so good, compare it to the basically 0% in 2005).

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WhooHoo! A KB sighting! whew, thought they might be gone the way of the Dodo bird.

Neither Orlando nor Leesburg is that far from where I live. Hmmmmmm

Hmmmm. Do I sense a saving er um kidnapping being planned? I there Nov 26-Dec 1.

Gotta love those Mexican scientists, eh?

ah hell. As if the agave shortage is pushing up the price of tequilla enough. I can see it now, they use the cheapest tequilla, so Jose Cuervo will take their nastiest line and call it "Jose Diamond".

I GOT THE JOB(S)! It's all officially official!

Yippee!!! Congrats!!!!

This lay off has been so untraumatic and smooth I don't even know what to think.

Ssssshhhh. Don't say that yet, until you jump job to job, lest you tempt the gods to send down lighting bolts from Olympus and smite you. (But glad things are going smoothly!!!)

ok, I'm so not here. Should be heading into work, not doing a Meara.

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I am looking at the "Most Popular" quotes.

Which I can't see! Give, lady!

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Like this one:

VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."

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Excellent.

Okay, folks, should I go ahead and blow $600 on a trip to SF? Or should I, you know, buy Christmas presents?

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Okay, had to post this one:

Black co-worker: Hey, how are you doing today?
Redneck co-worker: If I were you, I wouldn't speak to me today.
Black co-worker: Why is that? What's wrong with you?
Redneck co-worker: I'm not too fond of you black people today. That damn Tiger Woods has won another Major.
Black co-worker: Oh, that's all? Well, what are you going to do when we take over NASCAR?
Redneck co-worker: [Bewildered silence]

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Okay, folks, should I go ahead and blow $600 on a trip to SF?

ACK! Why so expensive?

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HAH, those are two of my favorites, Vortex- I had to send them both to my friend.

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Another one:

4PM Why IT Dude Is Regularly Beaten Up

Deputy: There was a wreck this weekend where a guy hit a tree at 60 miles per hour. Ripped off the right side of his head. You could actually see inside his skull. We never could find his brain, though.
Project manager: Did it kill him?
IT dude: Nope, he is walking around, managing projects.

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Okay, folks, should I go ahead and blow $600 on a trip to SF?

Why is this a question?

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