Come to Show Low, Arizona! Ride down the Deuce of Clubs, named for the turn of a card that won a town! Enjoy the cool mountain breezes and the local wildlife! Get in barfights with the local cowboys! That's...okay, that's all there is really, and it's not a good idea.
Go to Pasadena!
I think a cowboy barfight would be hot. And if it's not, please don't burst my city slicker bubble.
I've stayed in the Sheraton Pasadena and it's cheap and decent.
We could have a barfight in Pasadena and wear cowboy hats.
Or - in true Buffista style - we could sit around eating, drinking, and snarking about people being Wrong On The Internet.