Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2009 8:32:54 am PDT #1672 of 12743
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Many people do multiple costume changes, and fishnets, corsets, pvc, and lots lots of cleavage are common.

I have no cleavage!!


Atropa - Jun 04, 2009 8:39:37 am PDT #1673 of 12743
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey, I need hotel advice for Burlingame, right outside of the San Francisco International Airport. Anyone have any suggestions for a decent hotel there?


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 8:44:00 am PDT #1674 of 12743
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have no cleavage!!

Dude, you barely have a chest.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2009 8:50:12 am PDT #1675 of 12743
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I have no cleavage!!

You could always where low-riding pants and go for a plumbers crack.





On second thought, no. (first thought, really)


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2009 8:53:42 am PDT #1676 of 12743
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Dude, you barely have a chest.

At least I've got hair on it. Like a real man!


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 9:10:49 am PDT #1677 of 12743
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At least I've got hair on it. Like a real man!

I hope you grimaced and flexed and adjusted your junk while you were typing that.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2009 9:21:30 am PDT #1678 of 12743
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I hope you grimaced and flexed and adjusted your junk while you were typing that.

You forgot "hocked a loogy" there, Hec.


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 9:23:56 am PDT #1679 of 12743
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You forgot "hocked a loogy" there, Hec.

That's what manly men do. Then they rub their musk glands against the nearest alder tree.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2009 9:24:24 am PDT #1680 of 12743
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That's what manly men do. Then they rub their musk glands against the nearest alder tree.

Or the nearest elder.


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 9:26:16 am PDT #1681 of 12743
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or the nearest elder.

Even better. A long gray beard really holds that musky scent for hours.