Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


F2F5: I forget that everyone isn't us

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon.


Atropa - Jun 04, 2009 8:39:37 am PDT #1673 of 12685
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey, I need hotel advice for Burlingame, right outside of the San Francisco International Airport. Anyone have any suggestions for a decent hotel there?


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 8:44:00 am PDT #1674 of 12685
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have no cleavage!!

Dude, you barely have a chest.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2009 8:50:12 am PDT #1675 of 12685
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I have no cleavage!!

You could always where low-riding pants and go for a plumbers crack.





On second thought, no. (first thought, really)


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2009 8:53:42 am PDT #1676 of 12685
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Dude, you barely have a chest.

At least I've got hair on it. Like a real man!


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 9:10:49 am PDT #1677 of 12685
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At least I've got hair on it. Like a real man!

I hope you grimaced and flexed and adjusted your junk while you were typing that.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2009 9:21:30 am PDT #1678 of 12685
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I hope you grimaced and flexed and adjusted your junk while you were typing that.

You forgot "hocked a loogy" there, Hec.


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 9:23:56 am PDT #1679 of 12685
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You forgot "hocked a loogy" there, Hec.

That's what manly men do. Then they rub their musk glands against the nearest alder tree.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2009 9:24:24 am PDT #1680 of 12685
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

That's what manly men do. Then they rub their musk glands against the nearest alder tree.

Or the nearest elder.


DavidS - Jun 04, 2009 9:26:16 am PDT #1681 of 12685
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Or the nearest elder.

Even better. A long gray beard really holds that musky scent for hours.


Laura - Jun 04, 2009 9:28:39 am PDT #1682 of 12685
Our wings are not tired.

note to self: do not read F2F thread while trying to pretend to work