I *still* don't have my flying car. And it's 2008 already!
I want my robot maid. But, apparently, they're rolling those out in Japan, so maybe I get my wish soon?
Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - Nov 04, 2008 6:40:01 am PST #8430 of 10001
Jessica - Nov 04, 2008 6:40:41 am PST #8431 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I mean, if Obama or McCain came equipped with a magical unicorn army that would grant peace and prosperity to all, then that would be a better choice.
I voted for the magical unicorn army as a write-in...
Nora Deirdre - Nov 04, 2008 6:41:17 am PST #8432 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
THEY'RE GOING TO POKE YOU WITH THEIR HORNS! IN YOUR BUTT!!!
I am thinking I'm not the only one hopped up on candy and coffee.
msbelle - Nov 04, 2008 6:42:12 am PST #8433 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
THEY'RE GOING TO POKE YOU WITH THEIR HORNS! IN YOUR BUTT!!!
seriously? are you all hanging out with my son? make a fart joke and I'll know.
lisah - Nov 04, 2008 6:42:20 am PST #8434 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I am thinking I'm not the only one hopped up on candy and coffee.
I had a donut.
brenda m - Nov 04, 2008 6:42:43 am PST #8435 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
The workers claim they were told to say they were GOP volunteers even though they were getting paid $10 an hour for the work. They were required to sign agreements stating they would not speak publicly about their work with anyone including reporters, but they decided to speak out because they were angry they had not been paid for their final few days.
The level of bone-stupid going on in the McCain campaign just boggles.
amych - Nov 04, 2008 6:44:03 am PST #8436 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I am thinking I'm not the only one hopped up on candy and coffee.
It is NOT MY FAULT that they put an election in the middle of Leftover Halloween Candy Season!
Gudanov - Nov 04, 2008 6:44:37 am PST #8437 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
THEY'RE GOING TO POKE YOU WITH THEIR HORNS! IN YOUR BUTT!!!
Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.
tommyrot - Nov 04, 2008 6:45:36 am PST #8438 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.
OK, that had me cackling madly at my desk....
Trudy Booth - Nov 04, 2008 6:51:05 am PST #8439 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Aww, I'm kinda touched by some of the entries in the Phoenix Mission twitter epitaph contest:
Those are surprisingly moving.
Dear gods what is wrong with this country?
Nothing that can't be fixed by what's RIGHT with this country!!!! (Dear gawd, there is hope in my heart!)
My Sister is at a call center in Jersey and three times last night they spoke to people who'd been robocalled that Democrats were voting on Wednesday because of the lines. I was on the phone with one of the poll observers on leave from my office and she spoke of similar shenanigans in Western PA.
I voted pretty quickly. I had to use a paper ballot (and this was probably my last chance EVAH to use the ka-CHUNK machine!) because I'd moved recently and their books weren't updated. I got to vote for Charlie Rangle which was a treat. It all went smoothly, the line at the Starbucks was longer.
And then I cried like Laura when I walked out and realized that every single poll worker had been Black or Latino. When my Mom was a child in the South there wouldn't have been Black people even working the election nevermind WINNING THE FUCKER. It made me think of those brave souls who did jump all the hurdles of poll taxes and absurd requirements to vote, and how they were greeted by hostile white faces when they did. We are so very very blessed.