THEY'RE GOING TO POKE YOU WITH THEIR HORNS! IN YOUR BUTT!!!

seriously? are you all hanging out with my son? make a fart joke and I'll know.

I am thinking I'm not the only one hopped up on candy and coffee.

I had a donut.

The workers claim they were told to say they were GOP volunteers even though they were getting paid $10 an hour for the work. They were required to sign agreements stating they would not speak publicly about their work with anyone including reporters, but they decided to speak out because they were angry they had not been paid for their final few days.

The level of bone-stupid going on in the McCain campaign just boggles.

I am thinking I'm not the only one hopped up on candy and coffee.

It is NOT MY FAULT that they put an election in the middle of Leftover Halloween Candy Season!

THEY'RE GOING TO POKE YOU WITH THEIR HORNS! IN YOUR BUTT!!!

Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.

Unicorns, wrong for your butt, wrong for America.

OK, that had me cackling madly at my desk....

Aww, I'm kinda touched by some of the entries in the Phoenix Mission twitter epitaph contest:

Those are surprisingly moving.

Dear gods what is wrong with this country?

Nothing that can't be fixed by what's RIGHT with this country!!!! (Dear gawd, there is hope in my heart!)

My Sister is at a call center in Jersey and three times last night they spoke to people who'd been robocalled that Democrats were voting on Wednesday because of the lines. I was on the phone with one of the poll observers on leave from my office and she spoke of similar shenanigans in Western PA.

I voted pretty quickly. I had to use a paper ballot (and this was probably my last chance EVAH to use the ka-CHUNK machine!) because I'd moved recently and their books weren't updated. I got to vote for Charlie Rangle which was a treat. It all went smoothly, the line at the Starbucks was longer.

And then I cried like Laura when I walked out and realized that every single poll worker had been Black or Latino. When my Mom was a child in the South there wouldn't have been Black people even working the election nevermind WINNING THE FUCKER. It made me think of those brave souls who did jump all the hurdles of poll taxes and absurd requirements to vote, and how they were greeted by hostile white faces when they did. We are so very very blessed.

Ugh. I just saw a nasty anti-O add and it wasn't even an "I am John McCain and I approve this message." It was some Republican PAC that was "responsible for the content." Ugh, ugh, ugh. Shows you how desparate the GOP is getting.

I just got my free cup of coffee. You know, I could have gotten my free coffee at a Starbucks, but no; I decided to support this cool independent coffee shop... by, um... getting their stuff for free....

It does make me nuts when people talk like President is the only thing to vote for. So many things to vote for, people!!

Woah, Sophia! I hope that works out well for you.

ETA- I am so shocked that I signed my post!!!

Also, this made me laugh.