Mr. Dow is plummeting again. Looks like it could even fall below 9000. (It's down 255, to 9192 (quotes delayed 20 minutes).)
eta: Now it's only down 56. It's up, it's down, it's up, it's a barrel of monkeys....
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2008 5:51:08 am PDT #3585 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Oct 09, 2008 6:11:44 am PDT #3586 of 10001
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I'm trying to pack for Friday and looked at the weather in Utah and saw snow flurries. Yikes. Not exactly what I was expecting.
Yeah, sorry about that. October in Utah. It won't stick, though. Just bring warm clothes.
It also snows in April here, with May not unheard of.
Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 6:16:28 am PDT #3587 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My sister was attacked by monkeys...
(No really, she was on vacation in Kuala Lumpur this week and visited the priests of Lord Murga to have a prayer said for a sick friend in the States. She was given a banana that had been blessed by the priests, but on her way out it was stolen by some vicious temple monkeys. A Buddhist monk with an umbrella chased them away for her.)
Kat - Oct 09, 2008 6:18:19 am PDT #3588 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Are Buddhist monks allowed to chase monkeys? I mean, isn't there a thing about honoring all living things?
sarameg - Oct 09, 2008 6:18:48 am PDT #3589 of 10001
My brother got bit by an aardvark!
(Actually, it was an anteater of some sort. But I like the word aardvark.)
Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 6:22:29 am PDT #3590 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think chasing monkeys is okay. Actually hitting them with your umbrella, probably not.
Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 6:22:34 am PDT #3591 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2008 6:25:31 am PDT #3592 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe the umbrella has a picture of a charging tiger on it... then the monk could open and close the umbrella rapidly, scaring the shit out of the monkeys.
I was attacked by a heifer once....
Kat - Oct 09, 2008 6:26:11 am PDT #3593 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
A Buddhist monk gave me a super dirty look one day because when he was walking past I was actually saying something like, "I hate mosquitos!" He flashed me a terrible look and I wanted to say, "Listen, motherfucker, aren't you supposed to be all non-judgmental!?"
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 09, 2008 6:34:00 am PDT #3594 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Have I mentioned my neighbor, he of the hacking persistent cough? I'm in my living roon, with the windows closed and the TV on, he's in the apartment one floor below me and one apartment over, and I can still hear him, and it's been going on for at least a month.
You give me hope that the two weeks I've spent hacking and coughing have been as annoying to my downstairs neighbors as their 3 am raised-voice rants and door knocking were to me.