My brother got bit by an aardvark!
(Actually, it was an anteater of some sort. But I like the word aardvark.)
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter 61*
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Oct 09, 2008 6:18:48 am PDT #3589 of 10001
Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 6:22:29 am PDT #3590 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think chasing monkeys is okay. Actually hitting them with your umbrella, probably not.
Jessica - Oct 09, 2008 6:22:34 am PDT #3591 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Oct 09, 2008 6:25:31 am PDT #3592 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe the umbrella has a picture of a charging tiger on it... then the monk could open and close the umbrella rapidly, scaring the shit out of the monkeys.
I was attacked by a heifer once....
Kat - Oct 09, 2008 6:26:11 am PDT #3593 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
A Buddhist monk gave me a super dirty look one day because when he was walking past I was actually saying something like, "I hate mosquitos!" He flashed me a terrible look and I wanted to say, "Listen, motherfucker, aren't you supposed to be all non-judgmental!?"
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 09, 2008 6:34:00 am PDT #3594 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Have I mentioned my neighbor, he of the hacking persistent cough? I'm in my living roon, with the windows closed and the TV on, he's in the apartment one floor below me and one apartment over, and I can still hear him, and it's been going on for at least a month.
You give me hope that the two weeks I've spent hacking and coughing have been as annoying to my downstairs neighbors as their 3 am raised-voice rants and door knocking were to me.
Dana - Oct 09, 2008 6:37:13 am PDT #3595 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Today's oatmeal was made with milk, almonds, and sugar-free Irish Cream syrup.
I am pronouncing it a success.
Kathy A - Oct 09, 2008 6:39:53 am PDT #3596 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Ode to Sean Hannity
When Olbermann read that last night, he was sooo geeked out over the fact that John Cleese actually wrote something for his show. Well, he was also (still) geeked out over the fact that John Cleese actually watches Countdown.
After he read it, complete with a spotlight on him from above, they cut to Rachel Maddow who was cracking up both from the poem and from the lighting. "I want that lighting!! We can do so much with that over here!" It was a pretty hilarious ending to the show last night.
Fred Pete - Oct 09, 2008 6:44:11 am PDT #3597 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
It's up, it's down, it's up, it's a barrel of monkeys
Only a lot less fun.
Allyson - Oct 09, 2008 6:47:21 am PDT #3598 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Agent Kate is a nice lady with an iron fist. I'm finishing up my manuscript for Sam, and doing polishing tonight before I send it in the morning. Plus! I'm supposed to have the Sam drawings today!
And I'm utterly terrified.
Right now, I'm bringing Sam home, and he's meeting Nina, and they fall in love. I'm calling the chapter Home Is Wherever She Is.
Which is slightly lame, but what it is.