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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:41:39 pm PDT #3098 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

do not know because I have never had two cats, but mine walks on me all the time.

That reminds me that they are trying to "borrow" 2 cats to sit on stage during the play we are working on. They want them to interact with the cast and and mayhem. I think they might just wander off. Or pee. Or go into the audience. It seems like an idea with disaster potential.


quester - Oct 07, 2008 3:44:26 pm PDT #3099 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.


§ ita § - Oct 07, 2008 3:44:37 pm PDT #3100 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For msbelle.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:47:11 pm PDT #3101 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

real food do not belong on stage!

We have a real tomato being squashed and rubbed into someone's costume! I at least got to pick the costume (I picked washable and dark)


Jesse - Oct 07, 2008 3:49:02 pm PDT #3102 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It seems like an idea with disaster potential.

Seriously.

Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.

I'm sure I've told the story here before about how, in high school, Matt Damon stormed off the stage because his pear hadn't been properly set in a show....


Gadget_Girl - Oct 07, 2008 3:49:11 pm PDT #3103 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.

The stage manager and propster in me agrees; however, the director in me doesn't always listen.


sarameg - Oct 07, 2008 3:50:27 pm PDT #3104 of 10001

That reminds me that they are trying to "borrow" 2 cats to sit on stage during the play we are working on.

They can borrow Mister Kitty! He's a big attention slut! He'll sit there, poking people in the leg with his paw until they shut up and start petting him. If they don't, he will wander into the audience for attention.

I was helping T with her homework and we kept having to shove him away even with idle petting because he wanted to get between us and...well, everything. Paper, books, pencils.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:51:26 pm PDT #3105 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Also, we are going to have a lamb in the next play (Curse of the Starving Class). No lamb poop on costumes please!!!!


Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:53:29 pm PDT #3106 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

They can borrow Mister Kitty! He's a big attention slut! He'll sit there, poking people in the leg with his paw until they shut up and start petting him. If they don't, he will wander into the audience for attention.

Mr. Kitty might work, but they are getting 2 cats off of Craiglist if they get no volunteers, they need them by Friday, and I think that no one is really planning to do anything with the cats in between except, like, put them in the props cabinet!


sarameg - Oct 07, 2008 3:54:46 pm PDT #3107 of 10001

Good lord. You'll find those cats hiding in the highest, most impossible to reach place in the theater, ever.