Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 61*
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quester - Oct 07, 2008 3:44:26 pm PDT #3099 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
§ ita § - Oct 07, 2008 3:44:37 pm PDT #3100 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:47:11 pm PDT #3101 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
real food do not belong on stage!
We have a real tomato being squashed and rubbed into someone's costume! I at least got to pick the costume (I picked washable and dark)
Jesse - Oct 07, 2008 3:49:02 pm PDT #3102 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It seems like an idea with disaster potential.
Seriously.
Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.
I'm sure I've told the story here before about how, in high school, Matt Damon stormed off the stage because his pear hadn't been properly set in a show....
Gadget_Girl - Oct 07, 2008 3:49:11 pm PDT #3103 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".
Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.
The stage manager and propster in me agrees; however, the director in me doesn't always listen.
sarameg - Oct 07, 2008 3:50:27 pm PDT #3104 of 10001
That reminds me that they are trying to "borrow" 2 cats to sit on stage during the play we are working on.
They can borrow Mister Kitty! He's a big attention slut! He'll sit there, poking people in the leg with his paw until they shut up and start petting him. If they don't, he will wander into the audience for attention.
I was helping T with her homework and we kept having to shove him away even with idle petting because he wanted to get between us and...well, everything. Paper, books, pencils.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:51:26 pm PDT #3105 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Also, we are going to have a lamb in the next play (Curse of the Starving Class). No lamb poop on costumes please!!!!
Sophia Brooks - Oct 07, 2008 3:53:29 pm PDT #3106 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
They can borrow Mister Kitty! He's a big attention slut! He'll sit there, poking people in the leg with his paw until they shut up and start petting him. If they don't, he will wander into the audience for attention.
Mr. Kitty might work, but they are getting 2 cats off of Craiglist if they get no volunteers, they need them by Friday, and I think that no one is really planning to do anything with the cats in between except, like, put them in the props cabinet!
sarameg - Oct 07, 2008 3:54:46 pm PDT #3107 of 10001
Good lord. You'll find those cats hiding in the highest, most impossible to reach place in the theater, ever.
juliana - Oct 07, 2008 3:55:51 pm PDT #3108 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Real animals and real food do not belong on stage! Speaks the former propster.
The stage manager and propster in me agrees; however, the director in me doesn't always listen.
This director will not put cats on stage. Dogs, maybe. Cats, no. Cats Do Not Listen. They are worse (and more needy) than actors. Plus, they tend to talk back if you give them notes.