The Holy Trilogy: Father, Son and Little Blue Pill.

What a drag it is obeying the Lord
"Chicks are different today"
I hear ev'ry ex-gay say
Father needs something today to get him hard
And though he's not really ill
There's a little blue pill
He goes running for the shelter of a father's little helper
And it helps him on his way, gets him through his ex-gay day

And now for something completely different: baby Toller!

That, or THE LORD will send them wives who don't care about/don't need much in the way of a physical sexual relationship.

After all, ex-lesbians need husbands just as much as ex-gays need wives.

This may just be my impression, but it seems like there is more concern (churchwise) about gay men than gay women.

Also, since I can't really have that anymore with the braces - does anyone here has an idea what to do with the bread crust? I hate to throw good food away.

Whir it up into breadcrumbs? bake it off into croutons?

And now for something completely different: baby Toller!

Oh, sumi, I saw him this morning! Doesn't he just look like a stuffed Gund? The little white bits on his paws are so cute.

BTW, did you see the beagle from a few days ago? Chloe? OMG, SOOOOO precious and adorable and a total, total Snoopy dog. I had to keep reminding myself, "Big spazzes. Big, big spazzes. Will dig like mad and follow their noses at all costs. And btw, BIG spazzes."

it seems like there is more concern (churchwise) about gay men than gay women.

Maybe because a gay woman isn't emasculating?

Oh, Tollers are VERY HIGH ENERGY. Very.

And (despite that puppy's very fluffy and adorable self) can be quite aloof.

Also - tollers scream.

Oh, Tollers are VERY HIGH ENERGY. Very.

Yeah, I knew about the high energy-- they're sporting dogs after all and AFIK haven't been inbred to death, so they're pretty true to type.

Did not know about the screaming, however.