Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Sep 04, 2008 6:00:53 pm PDT #7186 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

insert rhythmically/verbally challenged Repug joke here.

t /missing old friends

t /sarca...

oh I can't close that tag


Hil R. - Sep 04, 2008 6:03:36 pm PDT #7187 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

They just showed someone holding a sign saying "The Mavrick." Spelled just like that.


§ ita § - Sep 04, 2008 6:03:58 pm PDT #7188 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now I need to put off my recruiter visits until the stitches come out. They look kinda awkward.


ChiKat - Sep 04, 2008 6:08:54 pm PDT #7189 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita, I'm glad you're home. I hope the pain doesn't get too bad.

Re: McCain as Maverick. Now I really want Palin's nickname to be "Goose".


Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:10:46 pm PDT #7190 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm glad ou are at home, ita.

Quick someone talk me out of this... I kinda want a piglet [link]

I told K this and she said something about not wanting a full grown pig. I said to her, No I want a piglet and then I want bacon.


Ginger - Sep 04, 2008 6:17:08 pm PDT #7191 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I said to her, No I want a piglet and then I want bacon.

I think that will take time travel. You do not want a piglet. Pigs are difficult creatures. Fortunately, none of them are Wilbur, so I can eat my bacon in peace.

ita, I'm sorry that the ER has become the place where everyone knows your name.


amych - Sep 04, 2008 6:19:34 pm PDT #7192 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The good bacon comes from really big full-grown pigs.


Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:24:15 pm PDT #7193 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well, damn. That means no piglet for me. I have to say though, the piglets were super cute and Noah was super enchanted by them.

Then again he was enchanted by the Clydesdale too [link] and I'm surely NOT getting one of those.


Cashmere - Sep 04, 2008 6:26:18 pm PDT #7194 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Pigs are too smart and stubborn to make really good pets.

DH is mad because I let our babysitter give Owen a fish--a beta--without asking. I told him it's not a puppy, it's a freakin' fish. A hard to kill, low maintenance fish at that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 04, 2008 6:32:27 pm PDT #7195 of 10003
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Just don't let him watch Finding Nemo again anytime soon.