I'm glad ou are at home, ita.
Quick someone talk me out of this... I kinda want a piglet [link]
I told K this and she said something about not wanting a full grown pig. I said to her, No I want a piglet and then I want bacon.
Kaylee: Can I? Zoe: Sure. He's out, though. Kaylee: He did this for me, once.
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Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:10:46 pm PDT #7190 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Ginger - Sep 04, 2008 6:17:08 pm PDT #7191 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I said to her, No I want a piglet and then I want bacon.
I think that will take time travel. You do not want a piglet. Pigs are difficult creatures. Fortunately, none of them are Wilbur, so I can eat my bacon in peace.
ita, I'm sorry that the ER has become the place where everyone knows your name.
amych - Sep 04, 2008 6:19:34 pm PDT #7192 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The good bacon comes from really big full-grown pigs.
Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:24:15 pm PDT #7193 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Well, damn. That means no piglet for me. I have to say though, the piglets were super cute and Noah was super enchanted by them.
Then again he was enchanted by the Clydesdale too [link] and I'm surely NOT getting one of those.
Cashmere - Sep 04, 2008 6:26:18 pm PDT #7194 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Pigs are too smart and stubborn to make really good pets.
DH is mad because I let our babysitter give Owen a fish--a beta--without asking. I told him it's not a puppy, it's a freakin' fish. A hard to kill, low maintenance fish at that.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 04, 2008 6:32:27 pm PDT #7195 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Just don't let him watch Finding Nemo again anytime soon.
billytea - Sep 04, 2008 6:32:57 pm PDT #7196 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Pigs are too smart and stubborn to make really good pets.
I've heard much the same about having kids.
Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:36:35 pm PDT #7197 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
except the smart part is questionable, billytea. I say this after watching Noah drink out of his water table side by side with the dog.
NoiseDesign - Sep 04, 2008 6:37:53 pm PDT #7198 of 10003
Our wings are not tired
I've heard much the same about having kids.
Yeah, but kids don't make very good carnitas.
billytea - Sep 04, 2008 6:43:33 pm PDT #7199 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
except the smart part is questionable, billytea. I say this after watching Noah drink out of his water table side by side with the dog.
No, no, that makes perfect sense. The dog has keener senses than Noah, so by staying close to him at a vulnerable moment (head down to drink), he maximises his chance of receiving advance warning of any oncoming predators. Such as Grace.
Yeah, but kids don't make very good carnitas.
Look, I love children, but I can never finish a whole one.