Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Natter 60: Gone In 60 Seconds  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Sep 04, 2008 6:08:54 pm PDT #7189 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ita, I'm glad you're home. I hope the pain doesn't get too bad.

Re: McCain as Maverick. Now I really want Palin's nickname to be "Goose".


Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:10:46 pm PDT #7190 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm glad ou are at home, ita.

Quick someone talk me out of this... I kinda want a piglet [link]

I told K this and she said something about not wanting a full grown pig. I said to her, No I want a piglet and then I want bacon.


Ginger - Sep 04, 2008 6:17:08 pm PDT #7191 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I said to her, No I want a piglet and then I want bacon.

I think that will take time travel. You do not want a piglet. Pigs are difficult creatures. Fortunately, none of them are Wilbur, so I can eat my bacon in peace.

ita, I'm sorry that the ER has become the place where everyone knows your name.


amych - Sep 04, 2008 6:19:34 pm PDT #7192 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The good bacon comes from really big full-grown pigs.


Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:24:15 pm PDT #7193 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Well, damn. That means no piglet for me. I have to say though, the piglets were super cute and Noah was super enchanted by them.

Then again he was enchanted by the Clydesdale too [link] and I'm surely NOT getting one of those.


Cashmere - Sep 04, 2008 6:26:18 pm PDT #7194 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

Pigs are too smart and stubborn to make really good pets.

DH is mad because I let our babysitter give Owen a fish--a beta--without asking. I told him it's not a puppy, it's a freakin' fish. A hard to kill, low maintenance fish at that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 04, 2008 6:32:27 pm PDT #7195 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Just don't let him watch Finding Nemo again anytime soon.


billytea - Sep 04, 2008 6:32:57 pm PDT #7196 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Pigs are too smart and stubborn to make really good pets.

I've heard much the same about having kids.


Kat - Sep 04, 2008 6:36:35 pm PDT #7197 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

except the smart part is questionable, billytea. I say this after watching Noah drink out of his water table side by side with the dog.


NoiseDesign - Sep 04, 2008 6:37:53 pm PDT #7198 of 10003
Our wings are not tired

I've heard much the same about having kids.

Yeah, but kids don't make very good carnitas.