Miss Ukraine is not only wearing a chain-link chastity belt, she appears to have spilled some pesto down the side of her dress.
Gabriel: Are you trying to destroy this family? Simon: I didn't realize it would be so easy.
'Safe'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:23:40 pm PDT #6228 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Strix - Jul 02, 2008 5:25:20 pm PDT #6229 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, god. Done. That was the best hour in a long time.
Query: What's with the fucking Olan Mills senior pix background? Couldn't they have found a hotel sheet or something?
Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 5:25:40 pm PDT #6230 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Actress/Waitress!
Now she's just an actress! In Legally Blonde! I think she may have been the last Miss America I paid attention to, which is why she's stuck with me. I think her platform was AIDS prevention, which was pretty radical, too.
meara - Jul 02, 2008 5:29:16 pm PDT #6231 of 10003
Are you kidding me?? I LOVE that Miss Dominican Republic's national costume is like, vaguely applicable to her nation!!! And to her nation today, not just to some vague theme of "my nation three hundred years ago maybe sorta someone kinda wore something like this once? Only longer?" I thought it was awesome!! Beisból for the win, hermanos!!
Calli - Jul 02, 2008 5:29:17 pm PDT #6232 of 10003
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
she appears to have spilled some pesto down the side of her dress.
Wow. That's either really bad lighting or really bad clothing design choices. Either way, I think somebody on the Miss Universe staff hates Miss Ukraine.
beth b - Jul 02, 2008 5:51:04 pm PDT #6233 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I interrupt all this fashion talk to say --
We just ate the first tomato out of our garden
Nom nom nom
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 02, 2008 5:53:36 pm PDT #6234 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think my favorite is Miss Trinidad & Tobago. Her outfit combines a sailor suit with a huge aqua headress that looks like a splash in a swimming pool, thus making itself equally suitable for either "In the Navy" or "YMCA" as the background music when the pride float carries her through Greenwich Village.
Kat - Jul 02, 2008 6:24:10 pm PDT #6235 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The fug girls totally need to get on the miss universe train.
Cashmere - Jul 02, 2008 6:25:36 pm PDT #6236 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Ginger - Jul 02, 2008 6:54:49 pm PDT #6237 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm disturbed that Miss Ghana's national costume seems to be an interpretation of a watermelon.