When I hear capital-C Christians bemoaning liberal laws that are contrary to their perceived commandments, et cetera, I have to bite my tongue to stop from telling them that faith has to be tested or it's worth nothing. God put an apple and a serpent in paradise for a reason, not just because He was forgetful, you know?
And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2008 11:37:37 am PDT #3639 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
msbelle - Jun 17, 2008 11:38:59 am PDT #3640 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Leading them right into a diatribe on Eve, that weak-willed/temptuous bitch and how women ruin everything.
Aims - Jun 17, 2008 11:40:44 am PDT #3641 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
runs amok ruining everything
Look! Look! Ovaries = Chaos!! All hail the flying fallopian tube monster!!
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2008 11:40:52 am PDT #3642 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Heh, and then I ask them if Eve went to Hell.
Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 11:40:52 am PDT #3643 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Leading them right into a diatribe on Eve, that weak-willed/temptuous bitch and how women ruin everything.
Which is exactly why I'm getting her tattooed right the fuck on my back. On the left side.
Ginger - Jun 17, 2008 11:41:28 am PDT #3644 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'd like Christians who want laws based on their version of religion to have to live in early Massachusetts for a while.
DebetEsse - Jun 17, 2008 11:42:11 am PDT #3645 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Oh Noes! Ovaries! Ovaries that aren't In Their Place!
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:42:40 am PDT #3646 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Which is exactly why I'm getting her tattooed right the fuck on my back. On the left side.
So you could say, "Get thee behind me, Satan," when you want to show him your tattoo....
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2008 11:45:01 am PDT #3647 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I need a button that says UNIVERSAL SALVATION -- ASK ME HOW! Not because I necessarily believe it, but it would cheese off a whole bunch of Christians whose faith seems based on the idea that if you put enough prayers into the God machine it spits out a salvation for you.
Strega - Jun 17, 2008 11:45:17 am PDT #3648 of 10003
Vacation destination: The Island of Severed Feet!I heard about that a little while ago! Somewhere. Now it's bugging me that I can't remember where. But I seem to remember hearing/reading that they're all left feet, and they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.