Vacation destination: The Island of Severed Feet!
I heard about that a little while ago! Somewhere. Now it's bugging me that I can't remember where. But I seem to remember hearing/reading that they're all left feet, and they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
Also? Not weak willed to disobey. Some would call that willful. Temptress, sure, but without Eve, Adam would still be ignorant.
they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
This is important information!! People need to know if they should trash their sneakers and start lying about their shoe size!
they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
They were all right feet, except the latest one is left.
You know, actually, that sounds like some sort of Industrial biohazard waste issue (like a testing facility of some sort)
Ooh! Ooh! I know! It's
obviously
the result of some pirate cult, where in order to become a full-fledged member you have to have a peg leg....
(like a testing facility of some sort)
MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY TESTING THERE??? Extra strength food deoderizer???
the flying fallopian tube monster
Now all we need is for that to, um, hook up with the flying spaghetti monster and we'll have a new creation myth!