Also? Not weak willed to disobey. Some would call that willful. Temptress, sure, but without Eve, Adam would still be ignorant.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 11:45:44 am PDT #3649 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
sarameg - Jun 17, 2008 11:47:51 am PDT #3650 of 10003
they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
This is important information!! People need to know if they should trash their sneakers and start lying about their shoe size!
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:49:41 am PDT #3651 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
They were all right feet, except the latest one is left.
DebetEsse - Jun 17, 2008 11:50:07 am PDT #3652 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.
You know, actually, that sounds like some sort of Industrial biohazard waste issue (like a testing facility of some sort)
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:53:00 am PDT #3653 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh! Ooh! I know! It's obviously the result of some pirate cult, where in order to become a full-fledged member you have to have a peg leg....
lisah - Jun 17, 2008 11:54:24 am PDT #3654 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
(like a testing facility of some sort)
MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY TESTING THERE??? Extra strength food deoderizer???
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:55:07 am PDT #3655 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lawnmowers?
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 11:55:24 am PDT #3656 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
the flying fallopian tube monster
Now all we need is for that to, um, hook up with the flying spaghetti monster and we'll have a new creation myth!
Kathy A - Jun 17, 2008 11:56:06 am PDT #3657 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Sploosh!!
(/Holes reference)
Ginger - Jun 17, 2008 11:56:26 am PDT #3658 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Working out bugs in the design of Kevlar socks?