I need a button that says UNIVERSAL SALVATION -- ASK ME HOW! Not because I necessarily believe it, but it would cheese off a whole bunch of Christians whose faith seems based on the idea that if you put enough prayers into the God machine it spits out a salvation for you.
Let me guess. We're in a hurry.
Inara ,'Serenity'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2008 11:45:01 am PDT #3647 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Strega - Jun 17, 2008 11:45:17 am PDT #3648 of 10003
Vacation destination: The Island of Severed Feet!I heard about that a little while ago! Somewhere. Now it's bugging me that I can't remember where. But I seem to remember hearing/reading that they're all left feet, and they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
Daisy Jane - Jun 17, 2008 11:45:44 am PDT #3649 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Also? Not weak willed to disobey. Some would call that willful. Temptress, sure, but without Eve, Adam would still be ignorant.
sarameg - Jun 17, 2008 11:47:51 am PDT #3650 of 10003
they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
This is important information!! People need to know if they should trash their sneakers and start lying about their shoe size!
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:49:41 am PDT #3651 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
they're all wearing the same kind of sneaker, and all the same size.
They were all right feet, except the latest one is left.
DebetEsse - Jun 17, 2008 11:50:07 am PDT #3652 of 10003
Woe to the fucking wicked.
You know, actually, that sounds like some sort of Industrial biohazard waste issue (like a testing facility of some sort)
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:53:00 am PDT #3653 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh! Ooh! I know! It's obviously the result of some pirate cult, where in order to become a full-fledged member you have to have a peg leg....
lisah - Jun 17, 2008 11:54:24 am PDT #3654 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
(like a testing facility of some sort)
MY GOD WHAT ARE THEY TESTING THERE??? Extra strength food deoderizer???
tommyrot - Jun 17, 2008 11:55:07 am PDT #3655 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lawnmowers?
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 11:55:24 am PDT #3656 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
the flying fallopian tube monster
Now all we need is for that to, um, hook up with the flying spaghetti monster and we'll have a new creation myth!