I have to rescind my offer of a free cat thing. D says he plays with it all the time. In fact they're playing with it right now AIFG!
What'd you all order a dead guy for?
Jayne ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 26, 2008 6:59:32 pm PDT #616 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
WindSparrow - May 26, 2008 7:14:34 pm PDT #617 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
IOcatN, my cats are apparently falling up the stairs. Also, the parade that went down our street this morning, I more or less slept through, except that I heard it in my dreams, and I was aware that Sammie was seated on the headboard, looking out the window, watching the parade herself. I think she may have been watching the horses, thinking, "Yeah, I could take 'em."
sj, best of ~ma to your mom and you.
Laga - May 26, 2008 7:35:44 pm PDT #618 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
random drunk question...
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
DavidS - May 26, 2008 7:41:14 pm PDT #619 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
After spending most of the weekend in Sunnyvale watching Emmett's tournament, I stayed home instead of dragging JZ and Matilda down there in Memorial Day traffic for the championshp game. (Which Emmett's team won - huzzah! Yet another trophy for his display - which, frankly, already has more trophies than most high schools. It's good to be Emmett.)
Matilda's been a super bossy fussaboo today, but now she's down and I'll be having some gin and rubbing lotion into my sunburned ears.
Connie Neil - May 26, 2008 7:41:26 pm PDT #620 of 10001
brillig
They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
Hand up, remembering college days.
DavidS - May 26, 2008 7:44:08 pm PDT #621 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
They surely do exist and it's a normal part of foreplay and/or play play.
In my youth I had to give pointers to some gf's who had a tendency to grab pubic hair in their enthusiasm. Lots of people use spit as lube. But as everybody gets better at the sex thing it's all just part of the great pallette of pleasure.
Scrappy - May 26, 2008 7:44:59 pm PDT #622 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hand jobs do exist.
Sincerely,
Variety Is the Spice of Life
DavidS - May 26, 2008 7:49:14 pm PDT #623 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm boggled that you'd doubt the existence of handjobs.
Surely a quick survey around the internet makes clear that humans will have The Sex with just about anything...well, handy and nothing's handier than a hand.
Sean K - May 26, 2008 7:50:17 pm PDT #624 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
Definitely exist.
Happy memories.
Nicole - May 26, 2008 7:53:29 pm PDT #625 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Just don't wash it down with scotch.
As if! Everyone knows that percocet goes best with vodka.
sj, tons of surgery ~ma for your mom. If you need/want a distraction while you're waiting for news, feel free to call me. {{{you}}}
AND you get to hang out with me in just over a week!!! Help me find a place to live.
Very important stuff and definitely on my To Do list. Yay!
Hand jobs, do they exist?
Trick question? If not, then yes, they do exist.