Hand jobs do exist.
Sincerely,
Variety Is the Spice of Life
Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - May 26, 2008 7:44:59 pm PDT #622 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
DavidS - May 26, 2008 7:49:14 pm PDT #623 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm boggled that you'd doubt the existence of handjobs.
Surely a quick survey around the internet makes clear that humans will have The Sex with just about anything...well, handy and nothing's handier than a hand.
Sean K - May 26, 2008 7:50:17 pm PDT #624 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
Definitely exist.
Happy memories.
Nicole - May 26, 2008 7:53:29 pm PDT #625 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Just don't wash it down with scotch.
As if! Everyone knows that percocet goes best with vodka.
sj, tons of surgery ~ma for your mom. If you need/want a distraction while you're waiting for news, feel free to call me. {{{you}}}
AND you get to hang out with me in just over a week!!! Help me find a place to live.
Very important stuff and definitely on my To Do list. Yay!
Hand jobs, do they exist?
Trick question? If not, then yes, they do exist.
Cashmere - May 26, 2008 7:56:06 pm PDT #626 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I saw this book this weekend and wondered if Jilli and other crafters had seen it. I didn't buy it because, alas, I am craftarded.
surgery~ma for your mom, sj. I hope all goes well for her.
Steph L. - May 26, 2008 8:00:50 pm PDT #627 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
Saturday night.
(What. You asked.)
Laga - May 26, 2008 8:06:06 pm PDT #628 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
They surely do exist and it's a normal part of foreplay and/or play play.
well yes, and sorry I'm being dense (see above re: drunk) but as a solo activity?.. OK I guess maybe... if you don't know them well enough to put it in your mouth?
Laga - May 26, 2008 8:08:20 pm PDT #629 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh Kristin, I'm so sorry. I usually read apocalypse first. Sorry I was posting about hand jobs when I sould be wishing much ~ma to your dad.
Pix - May 26, 2008 8:13:27 pm PDT #630 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Thanks, Laga. And, fwiw, the sentence:
Sorry I was posting about hand jobs when I sould be wishing much ~ma to your dad.made me laugh out loud.
I'm much sadder about this than I should be. I barely knew the man, but I have so much regret that I've been in LA for three years and working down the street from his house for two and never got around to writing him a thank you letter for all he did for my dad and for my family in general. I always meant to. I have his home address. I just...I thought there would be more time.
Anyway. Like I said, I have no good reason to be this sad. I am mostly just very sad for my dad.
Laga - May 26, 2008 8:16:56 pm PDT #631 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's hard when your Dad's going through crappy times.