I'm boggled that you'd doubt the existence of handjobs.
Surely a quick survey around the internet makes clear that humans will have The Sex with just about anything...well, handy and nothing's handier than a hand.
Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - May 26, 2008 7:49:14 pm PDT #623 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Sean K - May 26, 2008 7:50:17 pm PDT #624 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
Definitely exist.
Happy memories.
Nicole - May 26, 2008 7:53:29 pm PDT #625 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Just don't wash it down with scotch.
As if! Everyone knows that percocet goes best with vodka.
sj, tons of surgery ~ma for your mom. If you need/want a distraction while you're waiting for news, feel free to call me. {{{you}}}
AND you get to hang out with me in just over a week!!! Help me find a place to live.
Very important stuff and definitely on my To Do list. Yay!
Hand jobs, do they exist?
Trick question? If not, then yes, they do exist.
Cashmere - May 26, 2008 7:56:06 pm PDT #626 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I saw this book this weekend and wondered if Jilli and other crafters had seen it. I didn't buy it because, alas, I am craftarded.
surgery~ma for your mom, sj. I hope all goes well for her.
Steph L. - May 26, 2008 8:00:50 pm PDT #627 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?
Saturday night.
(What. You asked.)
Laga - May 26, 2008 8:06:06 pm PDT #628 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
They surely do exist and it's a normal part of foreplay and/or play play.
well yes, and sorry I'm being dense (see above re: drunk) but as a solo activity?.. OK I guess maybe... if you don't know them well enough to put it in your mouth?
Laga - May 26, 2008 8:08:20 pm PDT #629 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Oh Kristin, I'm so sorry. I usually read apocalypse first. Sorry I was posting about hand jobs when I sould be wishing much ~ma to your dad.
Pix - May 26, 2008 8:13:27 pm PDT #630 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Thanks, Laga. And, fwiw, the sentence:
Sorry I was posting about hand jobs when I sould be wishing much ~ma to your dad.made me laugh out loud.
I'm much sadder about this than I should be. I barely knew the man, but I have so much regret that I've been in LA for three years and working down the street from his house for two and never got around to writing him a thank you letter for all he did for my dad and for my family in general. I always meant to. I have his home address. I just...I thought there would be more time.
Anyway. Like I said, I have no good reason to be this sad. I am mostly just very sad for my dad.
Laga - May 26, 2008 8:16:56 pm PDT #631 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
It's hard when your Dad's going through crappy times.
Connie Neil - May 26, 2008 8:18:37 pm PDT #632 of 10001
brillig
if you don't know them well enough to put it in your mouth?
Well, it is fun to grin at a guy as he's going nuts and you can whisper in his ear, plus sometimes you've snuck off to somewhere there's not room to do more than stand very close to each other and do stuff.