IOcatN, my cats are apparently falling up the stairs. Also, the parade that went down our street this morning, I more or less slept through, except that I heard it in my dreams, and I was aware that Sammie was seated on the headboard, looking out the window, watching the parade herself. I think she may have been watching the horses, thinking, "Yeah, I could take 'em."

sj, best of ~ma to your mom and you.

random drunk question...

Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?

After spending most of the weekend in Sunnyvale watching Emmett's tournament, I stayed home instead of dragging JZ and Matilda down there in Memorial Day traffic for the championshp game. (Which Emmett's team won - huzzah! Yet another trophy for his display - which, frankly, already has more trophies than most high schools. It's good to be Emmett.)

Matilda's been a super bossy fussaboo today, but now she's down and I'll be having some gin and rubbing lotion into my sunburned ears.

They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?

Hand up, remembering college days.

Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?

They surely do exist and it's a normal part of foreplay and/or play play.

In my youth I had to give pointers to some gf's who had a tendency to grab pubic hair in their enthusiasm. Lots of people use spit as lube. But as everybody gets better at the sex thing it's all just part of the great pallette of pleasure.

Hand jobs do exist.

Sincerely,
Variety Is the Spice of Life

I'm boggled that you'd doubt the existence of handjobs.

Surely a quick survey around the internet makes clear that humans will have The Sex with just about anything...well, handy and nothing's handier than a hand.

Hand jobs, do they exist? They make a great punchline but have you ever or do you know anyone who has actually given or received one?

Definitely exist.

Happy memories.

Just don't wash it down with scotch.

As if! Everyone knows that percocet goes best with vodka.

sj, tons of surgery ~ma for your mom. If you need/want a distraction while you're waiting for news, feel free to call me. {{{you}}}

AND you get to hang out with me in just over a week!!! Help me find a place to live.

Very important stuff and definitely on my To Do list. Yay!

Hand jobs, do they exist?

Trick question? If not, then yes, they do exist.

I saw this book this weekend and wondered if Jilli and other crafters had seen it. I didn't buy it because, alas, I am craftarded.

surgery~ma for your mom, sj. I hope all goes well for her.