my cat does not lick me.

I've been thinking about the sash thing. I would put only one button on the sash - a different one for each day. I hang out with some vary opinionated people that I love very much, but a strong opion , does not make them right.

today: Do not try and tell me about alcohol and diabetes. I've studied and experienced it over the past years. Alcohol lowers blood sugar sometime dangerously, it does not raise it.

past 1: Yes I cook, and I cook very well. Yes Matt is a very good cook, but no I am the main cook at the house , thank you very much.

any day when I don't have anther button to wear: STANDING RIGHT HERE

She also likes to sniff my eyeball... she'll stick her nose within a millimeter of my eyeball....

I used to have a cat, a FULL GROWN cat mind you, that was weened too early, and liked to suckle. He would suckle on your shirt (and drool) for hours if you let him.

But his favorite place to suckle (if you let him) was on eyelids. Our guess was that the soft, supple flesh of the eyelid was very similar to that of a teat. It didn't hurt, but it did tickle/feel really weird.

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

Hard candy mints, especially of the red-and-white-striped variety, are Amarna's favorite smell in the world outside of catnip. Which is understandable, since mint and catnip are part of the same family of plants. She'd also stick her head in my mouth to chase down that minty smell if I let her.

Her favorite human food, actually, the only human food she's ever shown interest in, is potato and macaroni salads. I think it's the mayo that she likes. Oh, and she'll go after my cereal dish if I haven't finished off the leftover milk in it.

My dog licks my toes after I shower. Tep, it's true. So many murders with hammers, phones, you name it. I'd be appalled if mostly I didn't just think "Yay...don't have to know ballistics." But that's a crime fiction thing.

Sassafras loves to lick my skin right after moisturizer. Thus far she has shunned my DH's. As for people-food, she can hear a banana being peeled from anywhere in the house and will come running to claim her share.

Nicky has a bedtime ritual of giving both DH and I "lovies" on the ears. When we get in bed he jumps up and puts one little paw on our chest to hold us down then goes in for the licks. He must think that the little pug paw will keep us in place or something.

Both our cats will wrap their front paws around our wrists to give our hands attack baths. Of course, this is sometimes followed by a chomp o' love, but they can usually be appeased by a good chest and/or head skritch.

Harvey and Sammie will randomly lick us. I think it's the salt.

As for foods...

Harvey likes canned mushrooms and cooked carrots, and goes absolutely nuts over pork rinds.

Sammie just stares at me if I offer her any of the above.

Aims, that's PSYCHOTIC.

I'm assuming that's for ex-boss and vacation, not the lurker in the office.

No, I meant the lurker. It's crazy!