My dog licks my toes after I shower. Tep, it's true. So many murders with hammers, phones, you name it. I'd be appalled if mostly I didn't just think "Yay...don't have to know ballistics." But that's a crime fiction thing.
I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - May 23, 2008 11:42:52 am PDT #365 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)
Sparky1 - May 23, 2008 11:49:28 am PDT #366 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Sassafras loves to lick my skin right after moisturizer. Thus far she has shunned my DH's. As for people-food, she can hear a banana being peeled from anywhere in the house and will come running to claim her share.
Becky - May 23, 2008 12:01:05 pm PDT #367 of 10001
Nicky has a bedtime ritual of giving both DH and I "lovies" on the ears. When we get in bed he jumps up and puts one little paw on our chest to hold us down then goes in for the licks. He must think that the little pug paw will keep us in place or something.
Connie Neil - May 23, 2008 12:10:21 pm PDT #368 of 10001
brillig
Both our cats will wrap their front paws around our wrists to give our hands attack baths. Of course, this is sometimes followed by a chomp o' love, but they can usually be appeased by a good chest and/or head skritch.
DCJensen - May 23, 2008 12:13:02 pm PDT #369 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Harvey and Sammie will randomly lick us. I think it's the salt.
As for foods...
Harvey likes canned mushrooms and cooked carrots, and goes absolutely nuts over pork rinds.
Sammie just stares at me if I offer her any of the above.
DCJensen - May 23, 2008 12:15:10 pm PDT #370 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Aims, that's PSYCHOTIC.
I'm assuming that's for ex-boss and vacation, not the lurker in the office.
Polter-Cow - May 23, 2008 12:15:45 pm PDT #371 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
No, I meant the lurker. It's crazy!
DCJensen - May 23, 2008 12:17:39 pm PDT #372 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Psychotic generally has a significant negative connotation.
Hence my puzzlement.
DCJensen - May 23, 2008 12:21:59 pm PDT #373 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Speaking of weird: Buy a car, get a free handgun!
CaBil - May 23, 2008 12:24:59 pm PDT #374 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
I think someone there has played a little too much GTA...