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Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Steph L. - May 23, 2008 10:38:52 am PDT #352 of 10001

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Oh good lord I made a pot roast a few weeks ago and the dog was so worked up I seriously thought I was going to have to kill her.

Because The Boy is a vegetarian, when I made pot roast, the dogs were beside themselves. I fed them a few scraps of really fatty parts, and I think it might have been the best moment of their lives.

Only now they seem to expect it, and act really bummed when my dinner is cereal.

t edit Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:43:17 am PDT #353 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

They're debating what flavr you has...

edit for correct spelling. and this: [link]

Cashmere - May 23, 2008 10:49:21 am PDT #354 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, my sister's doberman liked her moisturizer and would lick her incessantly after her shower. Mayber he's just smart enough to know you're a nummy treat.

Cashmere - May 23, 2008 10:49:32 am PDT #355 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Damn touchy mobile phone.

brenda m - May 23, 2008 10:50:05 am PDT #356 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

Maybe the coon hound double dog dared her. What's she supposed to do then?

tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:50:48 am PDT #357 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

She also likes to sniff my eyeball... she'll stick her nose within a millimeter of my eyeball....

Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2008 10:54:07 am PDT #358 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

She's wondering why your breath smells like cat food.

Laga - May 23, 2008 10:54:13 am PDT #359 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my cat was licking my face this morning.

amych - May 23, 2008 10:56:59 am PDT #360 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My dog licks my right elbow. The left one, much less.

beekaytee - May 23, 2008 11:01:47 am PDT #361 of 10001

Compassionately intolerant

Bartleby is an inveterate licker. Mostly feet, but any flesh you allow, he will massage with his tongue. Thank doG he's not a slobbery guy. I don't even notice it really.

I especially don't remember when he succeeded in using his mind control to get me to absent-mindedly remove my socks for him.

Fear his sock removal-fu.

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