She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 23, 2008 10:50:05 am PDT #356 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

Maybe the coon hound double dog dared her. What's she supposed to do then?


tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:50:48 am PDT #357 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

She also likes to sniff my eyeball... she'll stick her nose within a millimeter of my eyeball....


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2008 10:54:07 am PDT #358 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

She's wondering why your breath smells like cat food.


Laga - May 23, 2008 10:54:13 am PDT #359 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

my cat was licking my face this morning.


amych - May 23, 2008 10:56:59 am PDT #360 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My dog licks my right elbow. The left one, much less.


beekaytee - May 23, 2008 11:01:47 am PDT #361 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Bartleby is an inveterate licker. Mostly feet, but any flesh you allow, he will massage with his tongue. Thank doG he's not a slobbery guy. I don't even notice it really.

I especially don't remember when he succeeded in using his mind control to get me to absent-mindedly remove my socks for him.

Fear his sock removal-fu.


beth b - May 23, 2008 11:10:30 am PDT #362 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

my cat does not lick me.

I've been thinking about the sash thing. I would put only one button on the sash - a different one for each day. I hang out with some vary opinionated people that I love very much, but a strong opion , does not make them right.

today: Do not try and tell me about alcohol and diabetes. I've studied and experienced it over the past years. Alcohol lowers blood sugar sometime dangerously, it does not raise it.

past 1: Yes I cook, and I cook very well. Yes Matt is a very good cook, but no I am the main cook at the house , thank you very much.

any day when I don't have anther button to wear: STANDING RIGHT HERE


Sean K - May 23, 2008 11:11:08 am PDT #363 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

She also likes to sniff my eyeball... she'll stick her nose within a millimeter of my eyeball....

I used to have a cat, a FULL GROWN cat mind you, that was weened too early, and liked to suckle. He would suckle on your shirt (and drool) for hours if you let him.

But his favorite place to suckle (if you let him) was on eyelids. Our guess was that the soft, supple flesh of the eyelid was very similar to that of a teat. It didn't hurt, but it did tickle/feel really weird.


Kathy A - May 23, 2008 11:38:22 am PDT #364 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

Hard candy mints, especially of the red-and-white-striped variety, are Amarna's favorite smell in the world outside of catnip. Which is understandable, since mint and catnip are part of the same family of plants. She'd also stick her head in my mouth to chase down that minty smell if I let her.

Her favorite human food, actually, the only human food she's ever shown interest in, is potato and macaroni salads. I think it's the mayo that she likes. Oh, and she'll go after my cereal dish if I haven't finished off the leftover milk in it.


erikaj - May 23, 2008 11:42:52 am PDT #365 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My dog licks my toes after I shower. Tep, it's true. So many murders with hammers, phones, you name it. I'd be appalled if mostly I didn't just think "Yay...don't have to know ballistics." But that's a crime fiction thing.