Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?
They're debating what flavr you has...
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I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:43:17 am PDT #353 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cashmere - May 23, 2008 10:49:21 am PDT #354 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Teppy, my sister's doberman liked her moisturizer and would lick her incessantly after her shower. Mayber he's just smart enough to know you're a nummy treat.
Cashmere - May 23, 2008 10:49:32 am PDT #355 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Damn touchy mobile phone.
brenda m - May 23, 2008 10:50:05 am PDT #356 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?
Maybe the coon hound double dog dared her. What's she supposed to do then?
tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:50:48 am PDT #357 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.
She also likes to sniff my eyeball... she'll stick her nose within a millimeter of my eyeball....
Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2008 10:54:07 am PDT #358 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.
She's wondering why your breath smells like cat food.
Laga - May 23, 2008 10:54:13 am PDT #359 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
my cat was licking my face this morning.
amych - May 23, 2008 10:56:59 am PDT #360 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
My dog licks my right elbow. The left one, much less.
beekaytee - May 23, 2008 11:01:47 am PDT #361 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
Bartleby is an inveterate licker. Mostly feet, but any flesh you allow, he will massage with his tongue. Thank doG he's not a slobbery guy. I don't even notice it really.
I especially don't remember when he succeeded in using his mind control to get me to absent-mindedly remove my socks for him.
Fear his sock removal-fu.
beth b - May 23, 2008 11:10:30 am PDT #362 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
my cat does not lick me.
I've been thinking about the sash thing. I would put only one button on the sash - a different one for each day. I hang out with some vary opinionated people that I love very much, but a strong opion , does not make them right.
today: Do not try and tell me about alcohol and diabetes. I've studied and experienced it over the past years. Alcohol lowers blood sugar sometime dangerously, it does not raise it.
past 1: Yes I cook, and I cook very well. Yes Matt is a very good cook, but no I am the main cook at the house , thank you very much.
any day when I don't have anther button to wear: STANDING RIGHT HERE