the only kind of swing that's no fun to play on
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 23, 2008 10:27:59 am PDT #343 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2008 10:29:44 am PDT #344 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
the only kind of swing that's no fun to play on
I suspect a Swingline stapler wouldn't be much fun to play on. Can be fun to play with, though.
tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:30:35 am PDT #345 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Has anyone in Natter warned Jilli not to read xkcd?
Nope. When I posted the link to today's xkcd in Natter, I assumed it was stick-figure-cartoony enough to not warrant a Jilli warning.
What do folks think - should I edit in a warning to my post in Natter for this? [link]
amych - May 23, 2008 10:32:16 am PDT #346 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I found it kinda creepy, even though not photorealistic -- and I actually like the jillifonted things.
brenda m - May 23, 2008 10:33:15 am PDT #347 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
He's really funny when there's something on the stove. He starts sniffing the whole house looking for the thing that smells good.
Oh good lord I made a pot roast a few weeks ago and the dog was so worked up I seriously thought I was going to have to kill her. She started out doing the walking around sniffing, then proceeded to whimpering, the the high pitched whine, and by the time the damn thing was done she was practically vibrating she was desperate to run that smell to ground. Never. again. Not while we're both in the house at any rate.
juliana - May 23, 2008 10:34:43 am PDT #348 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I suspect a Swingline stapler wouldn't be much fun to play on. Can be fun to play with, though.
I now have a concept for a playground entirely themed around office supplies. A paperclip slide! A Swingline see-saw! A swing of those balls that knock into each other that comes with the executive desk!
BRILLIANCE, I TELL YOU.
tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:35:58 am PDT #349 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A Swingline see-saw!
As long as it doesn't actually stick giant staples into anyone caught underneath.
Laga - May 23, 2008 10:36:43 am PDT #350 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
there was something about the color of the xkcd spiders that I found particularly creepy.
Atropa - May 23, 2008 10:37:38 am PDT #351 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Has anyone in Natter warned Jilli not to read xkcd?
I love you people. I really do. (No, I'm not going to go read today's xkcd, just to be safe.)
Steph L. - May 23, 2008 10:38:52 am PDT #352 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Oh good lord I made a pot roast a few weeks ago and the dog was so worked up I seriously thought I was going to have to kill her.
Because The Boy is a vegetarian, when I made pot roast, the dogs were beside themselves. I fed them a few scraps of really fatty parts, and I think it might have been the best moment of their lives.
Only now they seem to expect it, and act really bummed when my dinner is cereal.
t edit Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?