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Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?

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Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness

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juliana - May 23, 2008 10:34:43 am PDT #348 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I suspect a Swingline stapler wouldn't be much fun to play on. Can be fun to play with, though.

I now have a concept for a playground entirely themed around office supplies. A paperclip slide! A Swingline see-saw! A swing of those balls that knock into each other that comes with the executive desk!

BRILLIANCE, I TELL YOU.

tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:35:58 am PDT #349 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Swingline see-saw!

As long as it doesn't actually stick giant staples into anyone caught underneath.

Laga - May 23, 2008 10:36:43 am PDT #350 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

there was something about the color of the xkcd spiders that I found particularly creepy.

Atropa - May 23, 2008 10:37:38 am PDT #351 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Has anyone in Natter warned Jilli not to read xkcd?

I love you people. I really do. (No, I'm not going to go read today's xkcd, just to be safe.)

Steph L. - May 23, 2008 10:38:52 am PDT #352 of 10001

the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Oh good lord I made a pot roast a few weeks ago and the dog was so worked up I seriously thought I was going to have to kill her.

Because The Boy is a vegetarian, when I made pot roast, the dogs were beside themselves. I fed them a few scraps of really fatty parts, and I think it might have been the best moment of their lives.

Only now they seem to expect it, and act really bummed when my dinner is cereal.

t edit Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:43:17 am PDT #353 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

They're debating what flavr you has...

edit for correct spelling. and this: [link]

Cashmere - May 23, 2008 10:49:21 am PDT #354 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, my sister's doberman liked her moisturizer and would lick her incessantly after her shower. Mayber he's just smart enough to know you're a nummy treat.

Cashmere - May 23, 2008 10:49:32 am PDT #355 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Damn touchy mobile phone.

brenda m - May 23, 2008 10:50:05 am PDT #356 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Seriously? The Dalmatian just walked over and licked my arm and walked away. Do they sit around and discuss whether The Humans are edible?

Maybe the coon hound double dog dared her. What's she supposed to do then?

tommyrot - May 23, 2008 10:50:48 am PDT #357 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My cat likes to sniff my mouth after I've brushed my teeth. If I open my mouth, she'll stick her nose inside it.

She also likes to sniff my eyeball... she'll stick her nose within a millimeter of my eyeball....

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