I so don't understand the "I'm gonna show you that you haven't really thought through this decision you made nearly fifteen years ago" people.

All it takes is one really, really good logical inconsistency and you'll suddenly love hamburgers Jesus dick the war whatever it is.

All it takes is one really, really good logical inconsistency and you'll suddenly love hamburgers Jesus dick the war whatever it is.

And if there's one thing I've learned in life is that the interesting part *is* the inconsistency. I'm not sure I can make sense of what I mean there, though... so, maybe nevermind.

ION, I am going to the 'rents this weekend. I offered to help mom with something, and she said, "Honey, I really think you just need to rest and be taken care of." Ok. We can go with that.

Your mom is wise.

Your mom is very wise, and you should listen to her.

Blah. I just had to send an email to a student telling her that she needs to cut two pages out of the essay she just turned in (was supposed to be 2-3 pages and was instead 5 in small font). She needs to learn how to write focused, concise papers. I'm doing her a favor by making her edit down before I grade it, but I doubt she'll see it that way.

You could give her a choice that's really not a choice (as in, "I can grade it as is, but I should warn you in advance that it does not meet the requirements for the assignment...").

Liberal/Progressive AND Christian

GF was singing some Johnny Cash the other day and then said (rhetorically), "Why is Cash so awesome???!!!" I replied that I thought it was because he was a liberal Christian and that that's a pretty rare combination that seems to make for a pretty great person. I had kinda forgotten that we have some of these rarities on b.org - love you guys!

For me, I wouldn't want to have a sash. I actually like the process of getting to know another person, having all those points revealed in their own time.

I'd love to see the badge designs we could come up with...

Don't Talk to Me; Kinky; Boyfriend Wears a Dress; Former Christian Cult Member; Yes I Know I'm Fat; Seriously, Don't Talk to Me

No, you can't catch it. Maybe I could add: I know Four Ways To Kill You With Ordinary Household Objects.

erika's sash wins!

This probably shouldn't be as nifty to me as it is, but I just found out that the fancy-name watches we got off an auction site for insanely low prices are actual Chinese forgeries. I don't know why I think it's cool that I'm wearing something that was created in an attempt at actual deception rather than something that's an obvious knockoff. Probably because it's made to a higher standard than obvious knockoffs.

Though it still would have been cooler to be wearing a $900 watch that we got for $86.

I think my sash would say "Giant Nerd; Mixed Parentage (One Male, One Female); Most Animals Are Cooler than You"

Or, for informal occasions, "Penguin of Death".