You could give her a choice that's really not a choice (as in, "I can grade it as is, but I should warn you in advance that it does not meet the requirements for the assignment...").
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - May 22, 2008 2:19:30 pm PDT #200 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Glamcookie - May 22, 2008 2:32:32 pm PDT #201 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Liberal/Progressive AND Christian
GF was singing some Johnny Cash the other day and then said (rhetorically), "Why is Cash so awesome???!!!" I replied that I thought it was because he was a liberal Christian and that that's a pretty rare combination that seems to make for a pretty great person. I had kinda forgotten that we have some of these rarities on b.org - love you guys!
Burrell - May 22, 2008 2:52:19 pm PDT #202 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
For me, I wouldn't want to have a sash. I actually like the process of getting to know another person, having all those points revealed in their own time.
Steph L. - May 22, 2008 3:29:42 pm PDT #203 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I'd love to see the badge designs we could come up with...
Don't Talk to Me; Kinky; Boyfriend Wears a Dress; Former Christian Cult Member; Yes I Know I'm Fat; Seriously, Don't Talk to Me
No, you can't catch it. Maybe I could add: I know Four Ways To Kill You With Ordinary Household Objects.
erika's sash wins!
Connie Neil - May 22, 2008 3:30:00 pm PDT #204 of 10001
brillig
This probably shouldn't be as nifty to me as it is, but I just found out that the fancy-name watches we got off an auction site for insanely low prices are actual Chinese forgeries. I don't know why I think it's cool that I'm wearing something that was created in an attempt at actual deception rather than something that's an obvious knockoff. Probably because it's made to a higher standard than obvious knockoffs.
Though it still would have been cooler to be wearing a $900 watch that we got for $86.
billytea - May 22, 2008 3:32:21 pm PDT #205 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think my sash would say "Giant Nerd; Mixed Parentage (One Male, One Female); Most Animals Are Cooler than You"
Or, for informal occasions, "Penguin of Death".
amych - May 22, 2008 3:35:01 pm PDT #206 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Most Animals Are Cooler than You
Love this one.
Aims - May 22, 2008 3:35:18 pm PDT #207 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jackass Ex-Boss.
I asked about my unused vacation days that I had accrued being on my final paycheck. His response?
"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."
Sean K - May 22, 2008 3:37:39 pm PDT #208 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Mine would probably say:
Atheist -- yes I eat babies, do you have any?
SuziQ - May 22, 2008 3:42:21 pm PDT #209 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."
Doochnozzle fucktard.