You could give her a choice that's really not a choice (as in, "I can grade it as is, but I should warn you in advance that it does not meet the requirements for the assignment...").
Mal: I call you back? Wash: No, Mal. You didn't. Zoe: I take full responsibility, cap.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - May 22, 2008 2:19:30 pm PDT #200 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Glamcookie - May 22, 2008 2:32:32 pm PDT #201 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Liberal/Progressive AND Christian
GF was singing some Johnny Cash the other day and then said (rhetorically), "Why is Cash so awesome???!!!" I replied that I thought it was because he was a liberal Christian and that that's a pretty rare combination that seems to make for a pretty great person. I had kinda forgotten that we have some of these rarities on b.org - love you guys!
Burrell - May 22, 2008 2:52:19 pm PDT #202 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
For me, I wouldn't want to have a sash. I actually like the process of getting to know another person, having all those points revealed in their own time.
Steph L. - May 22, 2008 3:29:42 pm PDT #203 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I'd love to see the badge designs we could come up with...
Don't Talk to Me; Kinky; Boyfriend Wears a Dress; Former Christian Cult Member; Yes I Know I'm Fat; Seriously, Don't Talk to Me
No, you can't catch it. Maybe I could add: I know Four Ways To Kill You With Ordinary Household Objects.
erika's sash wins!
Connie Neil - May 22, 2008 3:30:00 pm PDT #204 of 10001
brillig
This probably shouldn't be as nifty to me as it is, but I just found out that the fancy-name watches we got off an auction site for insanely low prices are actual Chinese forgeries. I don't know why I think it's cool that I'm wearing something that was created in an attempt at actual deception rather than something that's an obvious knockoff. Probably because it's made to a higher standard than obvious knockoffs.
Though it still would have been cooler to be wearing a $900 watch that we got for $86.
billytea - May 22, 2008 3:32:21 pm PDT #205 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think my sash would say "Giant Nerd; Mixed Parentage (One Male, One Female); Most Animals Are Cooler than You"
Or, for informal occasions, "Penguin of Death".
amych - May 22, 2008 3:35:01 pm PDT #206 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Most Animals Are Cooler than You
Love this one.
Aims - May 22, 2008 3:35:18 pm PDT #207 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jackass Ex-Boss.
I asked about my unused vacation days that I had accrued being on my final paycheck. His response?
"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."
Sean K - May 22, 2008 3:37:39 pm PDT #208 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Mine would probably say:
Atheist -- yes I eat babies, do you have any?
SuziQ - May 22, 2008 3:42:21 pm PDT #209 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."
Doochnozzle fucktard.