For me, I wouldn't want to have a sash. I actually like the process of getting to know another person, having all those points revealed in their own time.
I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.
Cheese Man ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - May 22, 2008 2:52:19 pm PDT #202 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Steph L. - May 22, 2008 3:29:42 pm PDT #203 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I'd love to see the badge designs we could come up with...
Don't Talk to Me; Kinky; Boyfriend Wears a Dress; Former Christian Cult Member; Yes I Know I'm Fat; Seriously, Don't Talk to Me
No, you can't catch it. Maybe I could add: I know Four Ways To Kill You With Ordinary Household Objects.
erika's sash wins!
Connie Neil - May 22, 2008 3:30:00 pm PDT #204 of 10001
brillig
This probably shouldn't be as nifty to me as it is, but I just found out that the fancy-name watches we got off an auction site for insanely low prices are actual Chinese forgeries. I don't know why I think it's cool that I'm wearing something that was created in an attempt at actual deception rather than something that's an obvious knockoff. Probably because it's made to a higher standard than obvious knockoffs.
Though it still would have been cooler to be wearing a $900 watch that we got for $86.
billytea - May 22, 2008 3:32:21 pm PDT #205 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I think my sash would say "Giant Nerd; Mixed Parentage (One Male, One Female); Most Animals Are Cooler than You"
Or, for informal occasions, "Penguin of Death".
amych - May 22, 2008 3:35:01 pm PDT #206 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Most Animals Are Cooler than You
Love this one.
Aims - May 22, 2008 3:35:18 pm PDT #207 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Jackass Ex-Boss.
I asked about my unused vacation days that I had accrued being on my final paycheck. His response?
"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."
Sean K - May 22, 2008 3:37:39 pm PDT #208 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Mine would probably say:
Atheist -- yes I eat babies, do you have any?
SuziQ - May 22, 2008 3:42:21 pm PDT #209 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
"Your employment contract does not say that I have to."
Doochnozzle fucktard.
Laura - May 22, 2008 3:43:26 pm PDT #210 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
For me, I wouldn't want to have a sash. I actually like the process of getting to know another person, having all those points revealed in their own time.
I like this. Also, my sash would likely be more a toga. By the time folks could read it all I would be far far away. Perhaps my sash should read
The longer you know me the more stuff you'll find out. Let's find out more about each other.
I honestly never gave much thought to the awkwardness of coming out at work. Most every place I have worked had gay people. Good grief, as if being someplace new isn't tough enough. Perhaps the most awkward thing I have had to tell people was that my late DH died of AIDS. Mixed reactions there, but an instant clue as to whether we are going to get along. Some times I chicken out and say he died of cancer, because also true.
Connie Neil - May 22, 2008 3:44:16 pm PDT #211 of 10001
brillig
Empress' Ex-Boss: "Why did you stab me with 40,000 sporks!"
Empress: "My employment contract didn't say I couldn't."