Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - May 29, 2008 8:35:59 am PDT #9573 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Going to Book Expo tomorrow. Should I bring a really HUGE bag for which to stuff in as much free crap as possible? Or is that unclassy? Medium size bag?

Allyson, don't bother with a bag at all. The first vendors you're going to encounter after entering will be armed with many canvas bags, so snag those first and then start filling. The initial influx of attendees is so dense and so many people are grabbing for books that I usually found it best to grab a bag or two, grab the books I wanted in the first few minutes and toss some in the bags as I was being swept along with the crowd, and then take a few minutes to rearrange everything the first chance I had to stop at the end of the aisle.

If you're driving out to the convention center, you might want to take a mid-morning break and take your books out to your car--I usually put a few boxes in the trunk and would transfer the books from the bags to the boxes, leaving me with empty bags to load up again. I would usually have upwards to 100 books by the end of the first day, about 6-7 bags full.

Oh, and go to the website and check out the list of authors who are signing tomorrow--if there are any big names that will be only signing books if you have a ticket, make a list of them and make sure you get to the center by 6:30 am at the latest to get in line for those tickets (6:00 would be better), which they usually start handing out at 7:00. The last time I went to BEA, I was in line by 6:10 and still just barely got the Julie Andrews ticket, the hot item of the day. (As I was walking away from the ticket booth, I heard them announce, "All out of Andrews!" and the big groan from the many still in line.)


Kathy A - May 29, 2008 8:40:38 am PDT #9574 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Actually, probably bring one medium sized bag, just in case you don't get to snag the canvas freebie bag until your second or third vendor.


megan walker - May 29, 2008 8:43:32 am PDT #9575 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Je ne hais point la liberté. Je l’ai écarté, lorsqu’elle obstruait ma route; je la comprends, j’ai été nourri dans ses pensées.

"I don't hate freedom (liberty, i.e., as a concept). I pushed it aside when it blocked my path; I understand it, I was nurtured on its ideas."

FYI: Ne... point is just a literary form of ne...pas.

Si j’ai seduit Cinna, j’en seduirai bien d’autres!

I'm a little confused by the "si" here. Is it preceded by a negative question such as You didn't seduce Cinna, did you ?, in which case, this would mean, "Yes, I seduced Cinna, and I will seduce many others." Otherwise, if "si" is supposed to mean if, this is formulated incorrectly.

faiblesse dans le deduit d’amour

This stumped me since, based on "déduire", this would mean the deduction/subtraction of love, but my Larousse says that in Old French "déduire" could mean divert or amuse, so I'm going to go with a "weakness in the game of love."

Don't worry about the requests. Translation is good practice for me. As those who know me well can attest, I will have no problem telling you when I don't want to do it anymore.


Jessica - May 29, 2008 8:44:12 am PDT #9576 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Oh dear - the level of stupid has reached critical mass:

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Anyone know what real estate prices on the moon are like these days? I'm thinking of moving...


Miracleman - May 29, 2008 8:56:17 am PDT #9577 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Anyone know what real estate prices on the moon are like these days? I'm thinking of moving...

The real estate is free.

It's the utilities that are a bitch.

Still, I too am considering the move.


Tom Scola - May 29, 2008 9:02:27 am PDT #9578 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

The world's going to hell. Here are some bunny photos.


Theodosia - May 29, 2008 9:02:59 am PDT #9579 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The scarf is actually a paisley design, by the way. Just to show you how stupid protesting it really IS. I'm more than a little disappointed in DD.


Jessica - May 29, 2008 9:04:14 am PDT #9580 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Gack! More stupid! It's EVERYWHERE!

Tesco is refusing to sell alcohol to parents shopping with their children under rules designed to tackle underage drinking.

The supermarket has told cashiers not to supply alcohol if they suspect an adult is buying the drink for an underage youth.

Staff have been told to “err on the side of caution” when interpreting the policy, leading to cases of parents out shopping with their children being told to put alcohol back on the shelves.

Tesco says it believes parents will support the policy and it would rather apologise where it has misjudged the situation than sell to underage drinkers.

However parents who have been refused alcohol have described the rule as humiliating and daft.

(Which reminds me, I need to pick up a bottle of wine after I get D this afternoon. Good thing there's a wine shop across the street from his daycare that doesn't mind strollers! Ah Brooklyn, how I adore you.)


Jessica - May 29, 2008 9:05:27 am PDT #9581 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The world's going to hell. Here are some bunny photos.

LOVE.

It's no "Fuck everything here's some zebra footage," but it'll do.


Steph L. - May 29, 2008 9:05:59 am PDT #9582 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Oh dear - the level of stupid has reached critical mass:

I dislike Rachel Ray, but really, a scarf???

Things are starting to feel kind of rather Joe McCarthy-ish.