Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'

Riley ,'Potential'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 22, 2008 1:56:58 pm PDT #8465 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least I know who to blame now.


Jesse - May 22, 2008 2:01:39 pm PDT #8466 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

No need to blame! But you can also disregard many "awards."

I am reminded for some reason of my college philosophy professor who thought Mother Theresa was the worst person in the world, since he thought she was helping the poor for the glory of it, not just because she actually wanted to help. My view? She's still helping!


§ ita § - May 22, 2008 2:04:32 pm PDT #8467 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But you can also disregard many "awards."

See, but, her award means that she's better than me, and that what she tried to do to me was perfectly reasonable behaviour. She's been validated.

I was beginning to get pissed off at the co-worker spitting and swearing in Spanish ("punta madre!") but he's just switched to ("this is fucking insanity!") English so I don't have coyness to call him on anymore.

In a meeting Monday I almost swore in patois in an environment where no one would have known the difference, but when I realised it I could do nothing but blush, and hard.


Jesse - May 22, 2008 2:08:05 pm PDT #8468 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

See, but, her award means that she's better than me, and that what she tried to do to me was perfectly reasonable behaviour. She's been validated.

That is just crazy talk. Crazy talk!!


§ ita § - May 22, 2008 2:09:50 pm PDT #8469 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Crazy enabled talk.

I want food. I just don't know what food. Do I buy fruit on the way home from work and eat it with some popcorn a la bacon salt (yeah, baybee!!!) or try something that has a more traditional approach to food groups?


Jesse - May 22, 2008 2:14:27 pm PDT #8470 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I always vote popcorn.

I'm waiting for my neighbor to call me so we can go get a drink, but now I'm hungry! We said 7-ish, and I left her a voicemail a half hour ago. Meh.


shrift - May 22, 2008 2:21:46 pm PDT #8471 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I need food. I have bacon in the refrigerator, so I need to make something to put the bacon in.


§ ita § - May 22, 2008 2:43:00 pm PDT #8472 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need to make something to put the bacon in.

Don't we call that a tummy?


Allyson - May 22, 2008 2:46:17 pm PDT #8473 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I bought myself a surpise. One of my coworkers bought himself three surprises.

We're all ridiculously excited about the surprises.


shrift - May 22, 2008 3:07:16 pm PDT #8474 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Don't we call that a tummy?

I consider the entire world a bacon delivery system, yes.