But you can also disregard many "awards."
See, but, her award means that she's better than me, and that what she tried to do to me was perfectly reasonable behaviour. She's been validated.
I was beginning to get pissed off at the co-worker spitting and swearing in Spanish ("punta madre!") but he's just switched to ("this is fucking insanity!") English so I don't have coyness to call him on anymore.
In a meeting Monday I almost swore in patois in an environment where no one would have known the difference, but when I realised it I could do nothing but blush, and hard.
See, but, her award means that she's better than me, and that what she tried to do to me was perfectly reasonable behaviour. She's been validated.
That is just crazy talk. Crazy talk!!
Crazy
enabled
talk.
I want food. I just don't know what food. Do I buy fruit on the way home from work and eat it with some popcorn a la bacon salt (yeah, baybee!!!) or try something that has a more traditional approach to food groups?
I always vote popcorn.
I'm waiting for my neighbor to call me so we can go get a drink, but now I'm hungry! We said 7-ish, and I left her a voicemail a half hour ago. Meh.
I need food. I have bacon in the refrigerator, so I need to make something to put the bacon in.
I need to make something to put the bacon in.
Don't we call that a tummy?
I bought myself a surpise. One of my coworkers bought himself three surprises.
We're all ridiculously excited about the surprises.
Don't we call that a tummy?
I consider the entire world a bacon delivery system, yes.
Whoa. I just heard thunder. Am I crazy?
Nope, another bolt of thunder. Weird.
I need to go get started on dinner. I think I'm making greens and potatoes to be healthy, and a nitrate-free kielbasa to be not-so-healthy.
I got canning supplies. Now I need to find things to can. I also bought way too many quart jars and not enough half-pint ones. Most recipes I'm seeing for things in quart jars are apples, pickles, and sauerkraut. But I like all of those things, so it'll work out.