I need food. I have bacon in the refrigerator, so I need to make something to put the bacon in.
You want to meet the real me now?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - May 22, 2008 2:21:46 pm PDT #8471 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
§ ita § - May 22, 2008 2:43:00 pm PDT #8472 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I need to make something to put the bacon in.
Don't we call that a tummy?
Allyson - May 22, 2008 2:46:17 pm PDT #8473 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I bought myself a surpise. One of my coworkers bought himself three surprises.
We're all ridiculously excited about the surprises.
shrift - May 22, 2008 3:07:16 pm PDT #8474 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Don't we call that a tummy?
I consider the entire world a bacon delivery system, yes.
Burrell - May 22, 2008 3:11:25 pm PDT #8475 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Whoa. I just heard thunder. Am I crazy?
Nope, another bolt of thunder. Weird.
I need to go get started on dinner. I think I'm making greens and potatoes to be healthy, and a nitrate-free kielbasa to be not-so-healthy.
Hil R. - May 22, 2008 3:16:04 pm PDT #8476 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I got canning supplies. Now I need to find things to can. I also bought way too many quart jars and not enough half-pint ones. Most recipes I'm seeing for things in quart jars are apples, pickles, and sauerkraut. But I like all of those things, so it'll work out.
Sean K - May 22, 2008 3:27:50 pm PDT #8477 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
We've been hearing thunder here in Silver Lake, Burrell. Not just your imagination.
Tamara - May 22, 2008 3:32:45 pm PDT #8478 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Just got lots of thunder and lightning and rain in Century City. Suns is back out now.
§ ita § - May 22, 2008 3:44:51 pm PDT #8479 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whoa. I just heard thunder. Am I crazy?
Whoohoo!
Uh, except for the walk to the parking lot for my car.
Let me try that leaving work thing.
Allyson - May 22, 2008 3:45:32 pm PDT #8480 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Lots of thunder here, with a full explanation of the Doppler Effect and approximation of how far away the storm is, judging from the length and loudness of thunder.
Heh. Scientists.