I'm not sure how I became that chick either.
Call me crazy, but the pole-dancing probably had something to do with it.
Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? … Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird.
'Life of the Party'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 21, 2008 11:35:49 am PDT #8233 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Daisy Jane - May 21, 2008 11:49:53 am PDT #8234 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I sent that stripper shoe link to a friend of mine who had me promise over shots last night that in the event of his death I was to make sure a) that the funeral his family was at was to to be thouroughly square and buttoned up b) That we would have the real and rowdy funeral at the bar c) from the bar we would proceed to a strip club where the order of the receiving of table dances were to be me, friend M, my husband, friend T, and finally d) that friend M's wife would be nowhere near the fun parts of the funeral.
Somehow it seemed like something he should know about.
tommyrot - May 21, 2008 11:52:08 am PDT #8235 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Bah. I'm trying to find a garage. I keep finding these garages that are 19' long (on the inside) and I need to store a car that's 18' 11".
§ ita § - May 21, 2008 11:52:22 am PDT #8236 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
the pole-dancing probably had something to do with it
One time! And I was not the only woman she knew that tried it then either.
ita--most likely to:
- break your nose
- pole dance
- insist you justify yourself
Some of that I get. Some, NSM.
Lee - May 21, 2008 12:00:37 pm PDT #8237 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Kat! Aims! Other Vegas people! Other than the Mandalay Bay (which is sold out), where are the good places to stay?
tommyrot - May 21, 2008 12:00:48 pm PDT #8238 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Steph L. - May 21, 2008 12:02:02 pm PDT #8239 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Best. Jewelry case. Evah.
Nifty, but it wouldn't really go with my pacifist decor...
§ ita § - May 21, 2008 12:07:41 pm PDT #8240 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I need scale. Also, what is this pacifist decor of which I hear rumour? I don't think I have any of that in my house.
DavidS - May 21, 2008 12:11:58 pm PDT #8241 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
School API scores are out!
San Francisco Schools (Matilda would probably go to Grattan which has surged in the ratings over the last four years.)
Albany schools (Where Emmett is at Albany Middle School.)
JZ - May 21, 2008 12:12:21 pm PDT #8242 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
motorcycles ("Zum!").
wipes away a happy tear
It's appallingly cute. What does an owl say? Hoo! What does a cat say? Mao! What does a dog say? Woo! What does a motorcycle say? Zum!
Tons of enrollment~ma to Frances.
A couple of nights ago I pissed off Leif and he started yelling "Shame on you Dad! Shame!"
BWAH!