I sent that stripper shoe link to a friend of mine who had me promise over shots last night that in the event of his death I was to make sure a) that the funeral his family was at was to to be thouroughly square and buttoned up b) That we would have the real and rowdy funeral at the bar c) from the bar we would proceed to a strip club where the order of the receiving of table dances were to be me, friend M, my husband, friend T, and finally d) that friend M's wife would be nowhere near the fun parts of the funeral.
Somehow it seemed like something he should know about.
Bah. I'm trying to find a garage. I keep finding these garages that are 19' long (on the inside) and I need to store a car that's 18' 11".
the pole-dancing probably had something to do with it
One time! And I was not the only woman she knew that tried it then either.
ita--most likely to:
- break your nose
- pole dance
- insist you justify yourself
Some of that I get. Some, NSM.
Kat! Aims! Other Vegas people! Other than the Mandalay Bay (which is sold out), where are the good places to stay?
Best. Jewelry case. Evah.
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Best. Jewelry case. Evah.
Nifty, but it wouldn't really go with my pacifist decor...
I need scale. Also, what is this pacifist decor of which I hear rumour? I don't think I have any of that in my house.
School API scores are out!
San Francisco Schools (Matilda would probably go to Grattan which has surged in the ratings over the last four years.)
Albany schools (Where Emmett is at Albany Middle School.)
motorcycles ("Zum!").
wipes away a happy tear
It's appallingly cute. What does an owl say?
Hoo!
What does a cat say?
Mao!
What does a dog say?
Woo!
What does a motorcycle say?
Zum!
Tons of enrollment~ma to Frances.
A couple of nights ago I pissed off Leif and he started yelling "Shame on you Dad! Shame!"
BWAH!
